Leaxx7 as in 007

Incovar 35th - It's coming to you

2011-11-27T20:29:00.006+08:00

INCOVAR (stands for INter COllege VARsities) Dhamma Camp - a 4-days camp for the college and universities students all over Malaysia to gather around to learn Buddha's Dhamma through experience and talks from recognized speakers.

Through IDC 30 - Kuantan

I learned what is Dhamma, 5 precepts, 5 Enobling Virtues & of the important of Honesty, Love & Mindful-ness

IDC 31 - Subang Jaya

I learned how to finally let go of the past hatred (& burden) that I kept in myself for too long.

Incovar Excite

I learned that Frustration & Anger will bring me nowhere

Incovar 33 - Petaling Jaya

I learned that there is no such that "you have to do" ... It's always the matter of "you choose to"...

It's because you choose to be afraid of taking extra measurements, that's why you made it "you have to"..

Incovar 34 - Subang Jaya

I learned (a little bit) of what they say as Mudita - Experiencing Joy in the Joy of others.

I'm not sure what I am going to learn in the 35th camp -Yes, we are learning regardless we are participants, helpers, or committee members- but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna learn something from it.

After all, what you gonna lose for attending something that intend to make you a better person?

Incovar 35th will be held Dec 15 - Dec 18th 2011 at Wat Chetawan, Petaling Jaya.

2 Buses , 1 Car & a LRT station

2011-11-07T11:41:00.003+08:00

Due to some reason, a friend of mine parked his car Asia Jaya LRT station, took the LRT to find us in KL and bcoz reaching back late, I send him to Asia Jaya LRT station to get his car...

When we reached, we are surprised to see THIS!!

He unrealizingly parked his car at the bus-parking slots, that the bus drivers decided ignore his car, parked their vehicles like usual daily routine and gone home.

So, we've got a situation HERE!

the car is TRAPPED! in between 2 buses

The bus driver actually did gave my friend a thought, leaving him a gap between the buses, in which the gap are big enough for the car to go through.

With the gap may be enough for his car to go through, but the space given has insufficient angle for to make the turn. We tried, but to no avail.

At that moment, how I wish that his car is this wira instead.

Hassle-free, tangle-free and bus-free! xD

At the end of the day, we asked around until the RapidKL office, requested for his driver to drive out, let him pass, and we take off after thanking that instantaneous driver. Luckily the actual driver left his key (which i think is on purpose) in the bus.

For his defense, there were no buses or cars at the said spot when he got there during the day.

There no signage saying no parking too...

Lesson learned, do not simply park in the bus pathway.

Finishing unfinished food

2011-10-31T01:40:00.005+08:00

I'm sure many of us had gone through this before; that whenever we can't finish our food, our parents or somebody else will just give a lecture of the starvation of those kids in someplace of poverty that they would struggle for food.

The small loaf of bread that you just chucked away, if it were to thrown/tossed at Somalia, the kids would have to compete amongst themselves and fight for it.

Then comes the teaching of how grateful we should be and this will goes on until you stuff your food into your mouth.

Well, I had been finishing my food since and even at times I can't finish it, I'll stuff em down my throat..

Then 1 day I was thinking, after being so frigging overloaded with some buffet dinner......

Yes, it's true that we should be grateful that we have food to feed our mouth on the table..

but how does me stuffing the unfinished food into my stomach can actually help the kids?

I mean,

I with all my force, stuff those food into my throat, they starving.

I leave it there, they still starving.

Why must I suffer from over-stuffing myself when the end-result is not gonna help them anyway?

If my act of stuffing the food down the throat will help those kids in poverty, I don't mind doing it.

During my younger age, I don't mind actually...... Coz no matter how much I put into my black-hole stomach, it still fits whatever being chucked into my mouth and within moments, I'm good to go.

But as age catching up with me, the metabolism rate is obviously gone down and my stomach can't take infinity food and starts setting limits.... When I exceed the limit, I'll just lay down, with some bloated stomach, or worse: nausea-tic feeling taking over & I can't concentrate.

i.e : suffering.

What I can do is, I had been ordering moderately, not to take too much intake of food, so that I don't waste.

But in situation, I can't finish the food, I no longer trying to stuff it down. It's just pointless.

緣分游戏 - The Game of "Yuan Fen"

2011-10-18T21:43:00.003+08:00

緣分游戏 is of any game where you play to test how high is the "Yuan Fen"(緣分) between two parties (or sometimes more than 2, but rarely the case).

The usage of the playing cards as mini games, analysis/cross-matching the names, the birthday calculation are the few 緣分游戏 that I knew/heard of. It's not supposed to be taken seriously but the result of the game(s) will somehow affects on how one look at another person.

The two-person 緣分游戏 goes like this:

Boy & Girl is initially of the same place.

Boy & Girl set the boundaries of the "game arena" and agreed by both.

Boy & Girl went seperate way.

The rule is, to not set a meeting point and not using phone/sms/etc to contact each other so that no location is revealed.

*He may sms her to check on her safety*

AND , if they managed to meet/bump into each other, means they are indeed got 緣分.

Example 1:

Boy & Girl meets up in a large shopping mall, entrance.

He went left, she gone right.

Can choose to walk, can choose to wait, but no phone calling to locate.

Will they meet?

Example 2:

Boy & Girl is on the last terminal of a lrt/komuter/train.

He gets on the train and took off. She takes the next one.

Any1 can get off at any stops.

Will they meet?

They say, if both really don't have 緣分, even if both walks back to the initial meeting point within minutes, they won't get to meet.

True or not, I'm not sure...

The epic moments of un-mindfulness

2011-10-09T16:18:00.007+08:00

#Epic Moment 1#

Pump petrol for the car with the fuel-cap in the position as per picture below

Close the cover, totally forgotten about the cap, sped off.

Damage : RM20 for the cap.

MORE EPIC : Repeat it again, the next month. LoL.

#Epic Moment 2#

Puts the dirty cloths into washing machine. Let it wash. Gone upstairs do own stuff

Totally forgotten about it, went to sleep.

MORE EPIC : wake up, went to work only came to realize after gone home from work.

Damage : Re-wash the whole thing.

#Epic Moment 3#

Starts the car engine, browsing through documents with seating position as per picture below.

Finished reading, drove off.

After reaching destination, realized that the right leg sandals is missing.

FML

Damage : new pair of sandals. and a walk of shame from parking lot to apartment without a right sandal.

#Epic moment 4#

Deep thought while in the shower.

Walked out from the shower room.

Unable to recall whether applied soap or not.

Re-shower again.

Escape

2011-10-03T22:37:00.002+08:00

How I wish...

There's an ESC button in life..

House (at P.D) Broken Into

2011-09-25T13:44:00.004+08:00

On 15th September, the rented house for staff at my project got broken into while everyone was out.

He got into the house, apparently a solo action, searched for valuable in each rooms and grab whatever he could and sped off.

This thief came through back door; gained access by breaking the grill lock.

The biggest damage would be my colleague whom lost a semi-dslr camera, some petty cash about RM100+, while the other colleague lost some loose cash. He too broke into the house exactly behind to our unit. The funniest thing is, apart from cash & some gadget, that thief also took together with him BRANDS CHICKEN ESSENCE!

Yes, BRANDS chicken essence!! Hahahaha

As for me, I am very fortunate that the thief took nothing from my room.

Here's how it looks like in my room:

(pictures were all the post crime scene, unaltered)

What I got are a mattress, an air-mattress, 2 chairs (from IKEA) which I flipped it upside-down and use as pail, and a fan. It's kinda empty and messy too. *my apology*

I don't even own a cupboard/shelf for my clothing. Heck, even the hanger-stand are made from used timber collected from the construction site. I sorted my miniature stuff in the pigeon hole bought from IKEA.

The most expensive item is actually the badminton racquet and he left it untouched.

I am so damn poor that a thief not willing to take my stuff! xD

Facepalm moment of my faulty Iphone 4 and Screen Protector

2011-09-18T00:52:00.003+08:00

Was at Pavillion this afternoon....

The previous screen protector that I tried to attach it on my own, failed big time. Epic fail coz there were bubbles everywhere.

Almost like the screen got infected by serious skin disease.

So, I went into Epicenter to check out some accessories.

Then I proceed to buy the screen protector: RM49 and ask the fella to attach it for me.

Upon him finishing the job, I ask that fella, where is the nearest Digi Warranty Center ar?

My microphone rosak already

And he gave me a "you just pwned" face and ask me
"IF it is spoiled, why you still wanna fix the new screen protector?"

And I'm still dunno what happen and asked
"what's wrong... under warranty 1... when they fix it, they gonna spoil it, izzit?"

that's when the other customer replied.

"nolah, when it rosaks, they don't fix it... they'll just change a new one for you!"

That's the moment I facepalmed myself.

Yeah.

Im such a noob.

New project in Port Dickson

2011-09-11T09:12:00.010+08:00

For those who still does not know, I got transferred to a new project in Port Dickson.

SpringHill to be exact; an area in between Seremban and P.D

When it's done, it is going to be a new township of UCSI; and my company is building the Hospital (as one of the 5 phases)

The others are International School, Hotel&Resort whilst the other two are yet to be decided by the UCSI development planning.

My project site is somewhere deep inside the estate. It is not within the area of TM coverage that can't even get a land-phone line (no fax, no phone line) hence no streamyx. Imagine that it is required to travel about 2km of pebble-rocks & muddy roads to reach my project site.

The bestest ISP is Celcom broadband and it is relatively very slow compared to those I got here in Seri Kembangan. For the 1st two weeks of my arrival, my iphone unable to detect any Digi 3G in range! (at least now it has 'E' signals)

It's a culture shock for me as I'm sorta hooked to internet.

Here are some random facts about me after being transferred to for nearly a month

1) Pasar malam are held on monthly basis

Instead of weekly routine like many other places, Pasar malam here (in Lukut town) is held on the 15th on every month regardless on which day it falls.

[Image are actually Bazaar Ramadhan, not the pasar malam. didnt take any shots that night]

When I reached there on the 15th last month, my colleagues asked me whether wanna go Pasar Malam or not, I told them I would join next week. After knowing about it's scheduling, I immediately changed my mind.

2) Badminton : twice per week!

Because that I have nowhere to go after work, Badminton with colleagues are what every1 looking forward every Monday and Thursday. Yes, I play badminton. Even got myself a racquet.

3) Start to become ah-pek alike.

IF this continues for another year, I'm gonna turn ahpek very early.

With the beers, and hanging out in pubs 'uncle' stylo. Heck, the other day I was with 3 uncles drinking beers and get ourselves entertain by a stage-performances, where the random people picks a song and starts singing Karaoke on stage!

The fun part is where we can see many "patterns" of people singing Karaoke on stage.

4) starts to tweet!

Shit. another social-network responsibility.

All thanks to #tweetdrive by FLyFm958.

5) Fxcking boring town!

It's so boring in there that taking a shit can be the highlight of the day. Fml.

Before I finish, I presents you a prettiest shit ever.

[A random shot taken at the lakeside while watching them fishing for prawns at the lakeside the other day]

On the bright side, it's so far away that the boss don't come so often, that it's much much freedom lar while working. Don't have to be a robotic dog all the time. =D

Dating Friend's Ex

2011-09-04T23:41:00.002+08:00

From what I wrote in the previous post about:

1) dating friend's ex

2) dating ex's close friend

In that scenario, I gave the situation the peoples are hanging in the same pool of gang; where the people already knew each other right from the beginning.

What if, this dude knows of this girl later on; after they broke up?

Like for example:

Me knows this dude, I call him 'D' through some other mutual friends of what I call a Circle 'Z'

D dated a girl, let's call her 'C' some time before and broke up, before I met them both.

Then, some time later on, I get to know this C, also from the Circle-Z.

So, what if I went date this C....

Will D mind??

I know it's not my fault if D cannot accept it.....

but my question is, will there be a "invisible wall" whenever I'm meeting D?

p/s : just for fun thoughts, somehow crossing this random mind.. lol

The Waiting Game

2011-08-29T23:53:00.004+08:00

U know, whenever we are fetching girls, especially if it is 1-to-1 session, she tends to be late. roughly about 20mins

(not all, there are some that respects punctuality)

For that short period of turbulence, I always thought she would be at her unit, preparing her last minute touch-up/make ups; in their bestest effort to make them looks better when going out.

Until somewhere few months back, I saw with my own eyes:

A girl -who is fully aware that a male friend of hers is waiting inside the car at the guard house downstairs- purposely drags her time and let him wait for a solid 30 minutes!

Both of them were already at guardhouse initially. She told him she would wanna go up to grab some stuff and will be right back shortly. When she got up, she took her own sweet time, slowly take a few stuff, in which already completed in less than 5 minutes. Then, she sat down at the sofa, listen to some music and casual chat with us. Until about 30minutes, she bids farewell to us to go meet him.

To have to witness these, it totally changed my whole perception of what I had been experiencing all these while.

Now I start to doubt, that all those "extra time" that I waited for girls thus far, is it really necessary "extended" or izzit on purpose?

For that, I wrote a short note in facebook and most guys commented that they willing to wait for 30 minutes before starts getting irritated; me inclusive.

On a somewhat related issue, whenever you tell a girl the time for fetching her, please top-up 15 to 20minutes from the appointed time to decrease your waiting time. =)

The truth behind romantic song - Sometimes When We touch lyrics

2011-08-06T20:44:00.006+08:00

Picked from "Sometimes when we touch - Dan Hill lyrics"

------quote--------------

You ask me if I love you
And I choke on my reply
I'd rather hurt you honestly
Than mislead you with a lie
And who am I to judge you
On what you say or do?
I'm only just beginning to see the real you

----- end of quote---------

I would say the lyrics is damn OHSEM!

The girl ask whether he loves her or not...

But he choked..

DID HE REPLY?

NOOOPE!

And he starts to "see the real her" ....

potraying he has doubts and she starts showing of what seems not very agreeable to him...

Somehow it makes him to feel that he should tell her straight in the face! than to tell white lies to her

--------- chorus--------------

And sometimes when we touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes and hide
I wanna hold you til I die
Til we both break down and cry
I wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides

----- end of chorus--------

SEE? Still never say HE LOVES HER!!!!

Just wanna HOLD her..

Just some twist of words, that lyrics become one of the most romantic song of all time!

So, to the dudes out there...

When ur girl asks u serious stuff, you don't have to tell her honestly....

Organize your words properly, and they will think you are damn romantic!

p/s : use at your own responsibility, aye?

p/p/s : now that explains why I am still single..... HAHAHHA xD

What's in a Birthday

2011-08-01T16:33:00.004+08:00

I remembered well my first birthday cake. At the age of 9.

I brought a pack of Sugus to the school, and they made me a tower of sugus in the shape of a cake, sang me a birthday song.

I blow the imaginary lights & cuts the "cake" with a ruler and every1 start grabbing the chewy sweets...

Aahhh.. How simple can happiness be with you were younger... =)

I used to measure the meaning of my birthday by what is in the day itself.

Of how many people actually remembered it..

Or what I got for the year...

As I grew older, birthday became something that reminds me that I came to the that time of the year again. And I celebrates it in the wish/hope that things will turn better for me, that my dreams will come true.

Those who remembered, would be a bonus and that their wish will boost up whatever I had in mind for the next upcoming days.

For the past two years, this mindset had changed again.

Birthday is now where I take a deep look-back into what's in the past and ponder upon what I had achieved from the last mid-July to the current mid-July.

From there, I made judgement whether I did really live up my past 365days and whether what I achieved by far is satisfactory or not.

If it is satisfactory, it actually made the birthday celebration much more meaningful.

Life is one big party when you are still young,

But who's gonna have your back when it's all done?

p.s : what's my birthday wish for this year?

No. Not Halle Berry.

It's actually:

May me and every1 around me be well and happy always

p.p.s : those of you who were there at the Lot10 Rooftop 2 weeks ago, thanks so much for be a part of my birthday celebration hence my life.

You, you, you, you, you, you and you, you,you!

Significant 25 at age 25.

2011-07-18T20:17:00.004+08:00

1) First time watching Premier Class - GSC signature

RM47 for two person!

2) Lost something I kept for years.

3) Transferred to a new project and given the chance to handle the job alone.

4) All American Boys Choir.

Became the usher, the security, the audience.

5) get to sit at passengger seat while my housemate drifted his Starlet in a drift track.

6) my 1st Saman

offence is back-light not functioning.

7) my first CONCERT!

PARAMORE!!

8) New Phone

Nokia C6

9) Wakeboarding

Fun experience... but whole body muscle pain the next day. haha

10) Thomas & Guys Haircut

1st time to cut at such high-end place. It's a total different feeling. you can actually feels that your hair are being pampered kao-kao.

11) Movie Premier : Faster (watch with Crystal Chow) & Green Hornet (watch with Julian Ng)

12) To win something in lucky draw

Company's annual dinner. Got a microwave. Nothing biggie but I never had my name being called for lucky draw before.

13) Yellow finally get to across states.

To Penang!

14) Orphanage & Disabled Home visiting

with Incovarians.

15) Buggy Ride & Port Dickson stayover

this is where the phone got stolen

16) Iphone 4

17) Shifted to another rental house

18) Kena langgar by Myvi - me pedestrian

19) Energizer Night Run

- Nightmare Run to be exact

20) got featured in a promo video

for incovar 34

21) 1st time to travel outside Malaysia : HONG KONG!!

-eventually 1st Disneyland

22) Bought a most expensive sandals : RM209 Hush Puppies

23) Finally Let go.... =)

24) Gun Shooting

Real gun leih!

25) Malaysia XI versus Arsenal!

Arsenal! with AlvinChew and Suyin.Pang

34th Incovar Dhamma Camp (IDC)

2011-07-06T20:24:00.009+08:00

So it happens again, Incovar Dhamma Camp for the 34th time, last 23rd - 26th June.

Time flies.... Indeed.

Coming back to this camp is like literally back to "Square One" of my Incovar's (basic) dhamma learning cycle;

Four Noble Truth
Five Precepts (my first camp) - 30th IDC
Karma
Mental Cultivation

Mind flashing back to the days where I first get to know Incovar, I still clearly remembers how MAGIC Incovar is. The feeling being left out and isolated on the day 1 turned into not wanting to depart with the new found friends especially the Crusaders (my group name) at the end of camp.

I gone through fun, joys, laughters, most importantly learning the dhamma through experience and get inspired from within.

After that, I came as helper (more to kitchen) at the 31st IDC,

participant (for the last time) at Incovar X-Cite,

unable to make it for 32nd IDC due to work commitment,

& last minute butt-in at the 33rd IDC.

This time round, I am back again, but with no role.

Except for pre-camp assigned task which is to produce mirror trail for this camp.

But again, due to work commitment, I was unable to have full attendance to this camp.

My initial plan is to go there to become either Janitor, dishwasher or despatch but soon enough, I was assigned by Brother PonKY to join Ming-Yi to facilitate Group V (from letter INCOVAR).

Also, being 'paksarela' by PuiYen Goh to perform Gaga-Dance for the opening ceremony.

Day 1.

After I got to SJBA straight after work, BOOM!

I gotta sing Lady Gaga's Bad Romance (minus one) with its edited lyrics.

and Lady ChowChow (chow foong) is actually leading the dance, lip-syncing my voice while dancing.

Kinda amusing, i must say.
And I shall not perform to sing in public anymore! nuff said.

Then I got into our group sharing with ze group with the help of a veteran, Sis Wai Chin aka Catherine.

Our role is to prompt the participants to talk and to share and find out if there is anything that they need or suffering from anything.

Since it is only day 1, there are still some ice is yet to be broken.

Then, I returned again with sister Catherine for day 2.

Day 2 is much easier....

The ice-breaking between the group is completed and our job is only to link and maintain their conversations are still in conjunction of the camp's theme. Also, to have a balanced participation between them so that every1 will have their chance to voice out their opinions.

I actually spent that night did not really sleep; as I wanted to complete the 1st part of mirror-trail, in which I do have about 700+ pictures to be chosen from.

ALL thanks to the photog of the camp, Windy Chow Foong.

700+ pics and it's only DAY 2!

(yeah, i literally half-facepalm chowfoong for that! xP )

Day 3, IXP!

First, I got chosen for a role in IXP.

A role in which every1 thought of casting me instantly.

A parteh people trying to convince a first-timer to drink bottoms up and breaking the 5th precepts.

I can say I did an-okay job, whereas now to think back, I could have made it better.

Apart from that, the most significant/ultimate/hardest task is then being assigned to me by Shalene Loh: IXP sharing facilitator!

Man, it was a whole new experience!

Having to conduct sharing in a group than to conduct IXP sharing where the participants are anonymous amongst themselves blindfolded, is a totally different thing!

I actually stumbled with my words during the session. Aha!

Then, after that..

Incovar Graduation Night!

where the participants are all 'graduated' from Incovar, inspired.

Also the time to have token of appreciation to the helpers, facilitators and committee who made this camp works!

There is alot of difference of being a participant and being part of committee members in Incovar Camp.

Being participant - you don't get much sleep.

Being committee - you don't even get to sleep (at some point)..

Every Incovar camp that I went, I get to learn something from it.

What I learned differs every camp.

This 34th camp too, not an exceptional.

And the thing that I learned from this camp is,

I finally get a bit of understanding of what they means when they say

"to be able to find joy in the joy of others"

I found myself carving a smile at my face, when I see you, you, you and smile!

I'm hereby being inspired again...

Thank you, Incovar...

May all of the Incovarians be well and happy always.

Sadhu, Sadhu, Sadhu.

Random Hong Kong Fact (IMHO)

2011-06-04T21:30:00.000+08:00

1) MTR Ticket Dispensing Machine only accepts ONE piece of bank-note. The rest you have to pay with coins.

Meaning if your fare is 13.50HKD, and you paid with 10HKD note, the remaining 3.50HKD you have to find coins. The machine won't accept anymore notes.

2) Almost all disneyland crew has English name. (at least the tag says so)

By the end of the day, I only saw one Kiu and one Wing. The rest would be Richard, Anna, Patrick, Keith, Rob etc etc

3) Many times inside the MTR, I realize that there would be at least 1 person schemed through the bystanders walking from a train-to-train but not looking for seats. I can't be sure why but I believe perhaps they are so familiar with it that they wanna get to the train-deck nearest to their desired exit. So that they would walk in the train rather than to walk at the station to fasten up.

4) Perhaps accidents happened before. At the escalators.

All MTR stations and many places emphasizing/reminding you to put your hand at the handrail at the escalators.

5) The roads are so narrow that Taxi can suddenly stops out of nothing at the middle of the road to lift/drop the passengers.

6) Sugar St in Tong Lo Wan, it's full of indonesian.

The sellers are selling indon-based telephone package and I even spotted a menu written in Bahasa yang kita faham. LoL

7) Pepper spray is not allowed in HK airport. Very strict thing as per informed by our AirAsia counter attendant.

8) I rarely able to spot motorcycles on the road of the whole Hong Kong during my stay.

9) Their fashion starts early.

I even saw a pair of primary school cladding in their uniform but with a trendy,bulky handbags.

10) THERE ARE NO PUBLIC TOILET INSIDE THE MTR station. TARAK! EE LEK! MEI YOU! BO!

- I was kinda in the "moment" while I was Tsim Tsa Tsui, thinking there would be toilet in the station but to no avail. End up I gotta tahan until reaching Jordan station, walk outside from the station, across a street, find a random mall, to their 3rd floor to relieve ur "urgency".

11) HK girls really know how to apply make-up appropriately. I cant find any "geisha" during my short trip there. Here in Msia, I can easily find those that "paint their face" thicker than the painter at my construction site painting the wall.

Food Selection at Random Foodcourt

2011-05-23T23:21:00.003+08:00

At many times, you find yourself in a random big-sized food court with wide choice of food selection but you don't know what to eat & which to choose

Then, you made a random pick based on your instinct and judgement; thinking it's going to be good and sometimes it turns out a disappointment.

Most of the people's judgement is based on two criteria :

On how the food are displayed at the stall & how crowded a particular stall is.

That might be good enough, but today I'm sharing my tips to go a deeper level:

1) Foursquare tips

If you do have foursquare, check-in into that place and look for the tips given by the other 4sq users whom tried b4.

But what if u r not 4sq user or that place does not provides any tips?

For me, apart from the 1st two criterias, I'll usually take a walk across all over the food court and pay attention to

1) how the food is actually looks like..

instead of seeing how attractive and saliva dropping the chicken and roast meats are being hanged at the glass-cabinet, see for yourself how is actually the food looks like... and whether it pleases your eyes or not.

2) what is the food that being repeated many times all across the court?

sometimes, when you see alot people queuing at a particular store, it doesn't mean the food is good. It can be that the food is slow / requires longer preparation, and that it's a takeaway/self-service style.

3) whether people enjoyed their food or not.

Let's say u walk in and see Wan Tan Mee stall alot of people.

You walked around see it looks nice and there's alot of table ordered Wan Tan Mee.

But you failed to see that many are actually showing the faces of disapproval and many customers unable to gulp it down to the last bite.

So, observes on how the others take the food. Whether they cleanze the dishes clean or otherwise.

Besides, by walking across the food court, you too can take this opportunity to check out lengluis and wash eyes for a bit :D

5 Remarkable Quote/Comment on Me in May 2011

2011-05-19T22:27:00.004+08:00

Sometimes, when you just chit-chatting, then your friend just blurted out something about you that you find it remarkable. It may be true, it may be not. But it stays in your mind for some time.

1) So you're the funny guy in fb?

-- This person, we just happens to comment on our mutual friend's post/status but we ain't know each other until we met for the 1st time, and that's the instant words blurted out upon getting to know my name.

I find it kinda ohsem as many calls me lame, but this one not . =)

2) Leangnism. I like his post. Although kinda lame, but it makes sense.

-- [He is referring to my fb posts]

Kinda feels like I do have some silent 'fans' in fb. LoL

3) In China, they banned facebook. Leang wouldn't survive there 2 weeks.

--A statement said out randomly, in an outing of a random discussion of his recent trip to China.

4) For Leang to willing to travel that far, I can only think of two reason : Alcohol and Pussy.

--A joke tembaking me when I told em how far I traveled here and there for an outing.

5) Why do you have to be so LAME? Can't you just stop being that way??? Owh, right. If then, you wouldn't be Leang anymore.

-- When discussing about how Lame I can be.

My Beautiful Friend - Igemz Lyrics

2011-05-06T23:58:00.003+08:00

You, My beautiful friend you bring me joy,

With your warm and generous ways.

Kalyana mitra, you pull me back,

When the road leads me astray.

I'll never forget you were with me,

In times of sorrow.

I promise to stay by you,

Today and Tomorrow~~~

[Chorus]

You~~ my trusted friend, I'll walk with you till the end,

On the path of freedom.

Now and again, my HAPPY beautiful friend,

I'll hold your hand..

In us we can depend.

Friend, you have all the qualities in you,

To show me the meaning of the truth.

and there will be times we wont agree

there will be doubts , uncertainties

I'm sorry I let u down and

Left you in the sadness

My friend, will you turn around

I'm here with my rainbow

[Chorus] x2

Kalyana mitra , please take care of me,

we somehow share the same destiny

Kalyana mitra, I'll take care of you,

Beautiful Friendddd~~

I Truly Love you (x3)

Apakah itu Cinta?

2011-04-24T08:37:00.003+08:00

Apakah itu Cinta?

Adakah ia satu dusta?

Atau adalah jenaka sandiwara

Mungkin ia adalah satu permainan untuk dua

Bagi yang mereka suka-sama-suka.

Akan tapi mungkin akan jadi penipuan/rekaan semata-mata.

Yang pastinya,

cinta datang dengan tiba-tiba

Tiada siapa tahu bila dan bagaimana

Ia datang dengan penuh cahaya.... (cayalah!)

Membuat hidup ini ada maknanya.

Namun, ia juga boleh pergi dengan begitu sahaja,

Tiada "previu", tiada "signs", semuanya tanpa diduga,

Yang tinggal hanyalah jiwa kosong yang sedang merana.

Cinta bukanlah satu racun yang biasa.

Kerana ia masih tidak mempunyai penawarnya.

Inginku jadi mamat yang mulut berbunga-bunga,

Mengorat amoi-amoi hanya dengan kata-kata.

Namun aku masih lagi percaya,

Si "The One" masih tetap ada.

Bersembunyi dariku dalam dunia.

Moga-moga ku dapat mencarinya.

Tak kira di mana dia berada.

Semoga semua baik-baik dan bahagia.

Hints that she likes you

2011-02-19T09:12:00.006+08:00

As being mentioned in earlier posts, before confessing to a girl, you gotta ensure whether she likes you and whether you both have the click.

I remember of a dude, whom went to confess to a girl; after about 2-3 phone call conversation + frequent online msn chatting and zero 1-to-1 outing. ZERO!

Of coz he got rejected big time.

(btw, my 1st confession also something like that.LoL)

That dude is out of his mind, i agree. However, sometimes its because girls do have a thing such as "we-are-best-friend-and-we-can-talk/do-anything-but-we-will-never-date" as mentioned in the "staircase" post of mine.

So, how do you know whether you have 'potential' or you are "just friends" so that wont suffer rejection from confession?

Today, I'm gonna share my view on this.

1stly, the relationship gotta be close. Don't think that you msn to her alot, talked much on the phone, she telling you stuff, you telling her stuff, go out on 1-to-1 once or twice; then you are good. NO, it ain't that way!

1 ) Pay attention to her conversation

Girls know whether you are up for her. So, if she ever mention the phrases like "You don't treat me too good", "there's a plenty of girls out there" , " I am not ready for commitment" etc

That's the sign of your DOOM!

Because if a girl likes you, she will give hints for you to march on coz the heart already screaming "再向前一點點　我就會點頭　"

2) Induce something out of her routine

Get to know her routine. or something she say she will never do.

Then do something OUTSIDE of it. If she never show signs of rejection/disapprove/irritation, then you are doing good, macha!

for example

She is the type that sleeps at 11pm. you call her at 11.30 just to chat. If she allows herself for a long chat with you then it's a +ve sign else she could have cut it off within 1-2 minutes and continue her beauty sleep.

3) do something out of YOUR routine.

and if she asks/questions you about it, that means she cares

by taking same example

if u call her at 11.30pm everyday without miss.

then 1 day, try not calling her and see the respond.

If she never bring up the topic, it means she dun fucking care about it.

4) the "sending her home" thingy.

this one, is when you send her home, after your 1-to-1 outing.

you just gotta get the hint from it.

The Art Of Confession

2011-02-11T17:14:00.008+08:00

I dare not to say myself is the master of confession; as I had failed ( not to mention miserably) few times before.

However, from my understanding and conversation with both males and females, it is safe to say that whatever that being portrayed in the scene(s) of love movies are usually NOT gonna happen.(because its scripted, duhhh!)

Therefore, I wanna share out, the steps/things you do that will most likely will get rejected even though she shows signs of liking you.

1) Confessing to her - OUT OF THE BLUE!

You had been trying to find opportunities to tell to her that you like her; but to no avail.

When you had the opportunity/ies, you chickened out.

Then, one fine day, you say to yourself "Die jiu Die la, Just do IT".

then, you really die!

Reason :

you caught her off-guard and she don't know how to react. So saying NO would be the best option at the moment
you made her feels that you are an unorganized person; rushing in making decision and that's a turn off
it's not romantic; as much as she likes surprises, but this is too sudden
You're not much far different from a flasher.

2) Confession through SMS/MSN/FB, PHONE-call etc

This just shows that you don't have the guts, you no ballerz!

This kind of thing, you just go do it like a man! Face-2-face, macha!

( I know of few success story though but still, it's not the way, man!)

3) Confessing while doing something else.

The something else could be driving, playing ps3, crossing the road.

This shows that you are taking this relationship lightly i.e not serious.

This method could/might able for you to find excuse should you fail, but it's the main reason for her to reject you.

4) Confessing with empty-handed and wearing like you are going to pasar malam.

It's not saying that she is materialistic. I used to think that if she really likes you, she will accepts you for who you are, not what you have to offer.

But that's wrong, man.

The gift don't have to be a expensive bouquet of roses, or an expensive fine dining for two.

It can be as simple as a love letter, love note, or even a poetry! (girls digg nice poetry)

Because when you showed up empty-handed, it shows that you are not well-prepared for this. You do not plan for it. You think you can get it just like that.

In short, you are showing that you are MAKING NO EFFORT to make this works.

Besides, you made her think that she is cheap, she is easy.

All in all, a pre-planned confession, with true sincere efforts on the correct timing would surely able to touch her heart.

But of course, ultimately, she need to feel the same way too; or else no matter what you do, or how perfect it is, brings no meaning.

I wish happiness to all the lovers under the sky.

Happy Valentine's day!

BFF?

2011-01-30T11:39:00.003+08:00

Having to live more about a quarter of a century, many people come and go in my life.

Its somehow amazing that one was once a stranger, became acquaintance, friends; clicked to become hang out buddies and up until a point we become 'stranger' again.

You know, we hang out to malls, Venturing to stuff together, share our comic books, making oath from the deep of our heart of best friends, edited the picture of us together; putting the text "Best Friend Forever"

Few years down the road, we met in malls again, both of us hold-back and our conversation became starts from "Hi" to "Bye" where everything else in between is meaningless and probably ends within minutes.

What's worse is, when happens to accidentally bumped in the streets/malls, went up and greet them and in return, what I got is a super puzzled look and a reluctant "yeah" and then sped off.

From that on, I never dare to call anybody BFF anymore; but I shall learn to treasure and appreciate the friendships made

Its February starting from tomorrow!

Its a month of Lurrveeee~

Hopefully, I manage to find time so that I can write things about valentine.

Happy Bunny CNY from Leaxx7.blogspot!

If I were Green hornet,

2011-01-11T23:47:00.006+08:00

If i were green hornet....

The 1st thing I'll do, i find Timothy Tiah!

~~take over~~ collaborate with him and come out with Nuffnang-G.H

and straight away setup an office in the heart of Kuala Lumpur

Headquarters : CHECK!

with that, I automatically get 70 nuffies (worldwide!) and turn all of em my secret agents

Spy organization : CHECK!

and I have 141,188++ blogs who'd be dying to deliver my messages (to the criminals)

weapons (in form of words) : CHECK!

then I'll get my Sony Walkman and turn it into some GreenHornet Pager.

Once it beeps, means you're on mission!

Gadgets : CHECK!

with all those prepared,

I'll call up for the 1st kick-off meeting :

Date : 24th Jan 2011

Time : 9.00pm

Location : GSC Midvalley

So, if you're interested to join me in the Green Hornet, you can get more info here

Most Memorable Quote of 2010

2011-01-06T23:15:00.013+08:00

2010 had passed,

In this year, many things I learned and experienced...

Below are the most memorable quotes that said directly to me, in the year 2010.

All these words, plunged into my head for many days during that moment and still clinging in my head at times brought me into deep thought

"to tell you the truth, you indirectly caused me stress when I saw your name & message appears on msn & skype"

-I dumbfounded kao-kao when it was said to me as I was oblivious to it all these while.

Made me thought of it over & over again that I should be less demanding and less in control of everything.

"阿soo, 你让很失望，你的street lighting搞到这个样子"

>"Ah Soo, you made really disappointed of what have you done with the street lighting"

-My Project Director said this exact word, on bright Monday morning.

It wasn't my fault but I have no choice to sulk it in.

"Can you stop being so lame and be serious a bit ar? You are able to get girls to like you but you too cheeky that u made them feels u r childish"

-Said by a gentleman whom sudah beh tahan with my lameness, obviously. LoL!

"Soo Chooi Leang, you are so KAYU!"

-Up until today, I still don't get why she says those words. that proves her point. haha.

"你M&E的consultant笨，你就不要跟他一起笨！"

>"your M&E consultant stupid, then you don't follow suit"

-Said by my CEO, when was questioned why the back corridor don't have lighting points; therefore it became dark.

(kinda tulan lor, when he said that coz its fucking insulting! haha)

"这些人的态度没有用了的，吹到一点冷风就不能顶，还没有（像我们）吹过风雨就倒！"

>"these people attitude won't bring u anywhere, can't even stand a bit cold, haven't even experience hurricane (unlike us)

-Said by the CEO (same fella la!), when commenting on another employee of his. kinda motivative. *the "us" referring to him and project director whom already been in the business for 15 years ++

"Edison跟我讲，要我放人回去他那边工做，我不屌他。(好)马在我这里，我是不放了的 "

>"Edison told me, asking me to release you to go back to work with him. I don't fuck him, (good)horse already with me, I'm not gonna release already"

- Edison is my ex-boss. Damn blardy bangga when CEO said those to me! xD

10 Random Fact of Me

2010-12-28T20:18:00.004+08:00

As 2010 coming to an end, many writes about their resolution for the coming year,

not wanting to do the same, but couldn't find what to update, therefore i am gonna write 10 random facts about me that most people don't know of me.

1) when i suddenly wanna eat KFC out of nothing, that means i'm stressed out with the current things that i am handling.

I don't know...

it'll just feel better after eating it

2) as much as i love a companion while having meal, I actually kinda like to eat out alone.

cos I sometimes can change my mind very fast when finding for food.

its like i was thinking to eat noodle by the door, change mind to eat roti canai when got into car and end up eating fried rice

3) I learned cantonese because I wanna kao-lui, not because I wanna learn more. lol

learned it very fast through the relationship I had with my ex.

4) up until today, I had never been out of the country before. fml

5) i find short-hair girls very hot and cute at the same time. not to mention cool. ;-)

6) when i ask people to Haagen Daaz, it means i wanna celebrate something.

and if i belanja u, means i'm celebrating something ohsem.

but usually i won't tell u why.

7) i had never been total wasted/knock out while drinking

8) my fav shooter is sambuca and jaggerbomb

9) another ex of mine, she loves to eat desserts. it's like every meal we had, gotta to be accompanied with desserts or else it's like something is missing.

Now, I got that disorder too. swt

10) i actually thought of closing this blog.

Happy 2010.

Of Malaysian Romeo

2010-12-14T22:44:00.002+08:00

perhaps many people know of Alviss Kong, the fella who committed suicide after breaking up with his girlfriend, and uses facebook as the medium to announce.

the part that i can't stand of him the most is, that he counted down to his death, by stating
"45 mins to go, what shall he do"
and the amazing part is, he still able to chat with his very own sister in the status....

seriously, he really wasn't thinking with his brain...
perhaps he has no brain in the first place....

what amazed me more is, the reaction of the people....
Malaysian ROMEO?
my ass la!

if you really love someone, u do what is the BEST for her....
jumping off a building is not what's BEST for her...

what he did, had caused a misery to the girl...
she somehow became the "invisible accidental" killer of him...
when she goes out from the house, she gets stares from people..

"there there ... that's the gal la... the boy who suicide for her oneeee"

she'll be having hard time and she can't escape from this topic for the rest of her life.

and if she ever met a new guy,
i bet that guy will be chickened out ( a little)
"fuck what if i accidentally hurt her feeling, that A.K come find me from the grave?"

what he did, is causing pain to the family and the girl.

People says he Romeo
I beg to differ.
He is nothing but a Sohai ...
just pure Sohai ..

p/s : the REAL victim is the owner of the Wira that he fell onto.

RIP to the car

Paramore Concert 19 Oct 2010

2010-11-16T18:03:00.006+08:00

very ~~procrastinated~~ delayed post

Finally!
After 25 years, I gave away my first time... to none other than Paramore!
I attended my virgin concert October 2010.

It was OHSEM!
wait, what's the word beyond OHSEM?
FOHSEM!

Other than that, we got lucky that night.
We paid RM151 (aft 20% discount), but get to stand at RM260+ seats!

this is because (i think) the management decide to "chip-in" some people, so that it won't look too empty.. the RM168 zone is jam-packed whereas the RM268 zone is only about 5-10% filled..
however, we got in2 seats exactly in front of high-pitch screaming hardcore female teenage fans..
my gawd, those ~~bitches~~ girls can really scream! and they know every single song of Paramore!

Me, on the other hand, still figuring out what song they are performing, the girls already singing along with correct lyrics. haha

The show started with the song 'Ignorance'. Hayley William rocked the stage with her significantt red-head. ♥ her energy!
I am there syiok sendiri, singing
~ignorance is your new best friend... ignorance is your new best friend~
but it seems to me, my companions are kinda clueless.

Like Flora over here, she was wondering what the hell she is doing there..

The 1st song that she knew was probably 'Decode' and that was because its the OST of Twilight Saga.. Fortunately, progressively, Paramore starts to sing songs that every familiar of

Even though they are of the image of rock-band, the acoustic songs are cool!
You've gotta love lurve luv Hayley's vocal.
My personal favorite is "the only exception" which is my current ringtone :D

Hayley is such a sweetheart ..
very good with interacting with the audience...
like asking the audience to put anything that glows up in the air , and after we did that,
the guitarist jammed the tunes of 'the only exception'

and the other part I hate the most, out of jealous!
she asked a dude from the rockzone, to sing along with her, the chorus of their last song performance of the night "misery business"...
on top of that THAT DUDE TOOK OUT HIS HANDPHONE TO TAKE A CAMWHORE PICTURE WITH HAYLEY WILLIAM!

DAMN! DAIM! DAYUMMMMMMM!!!

it was so high at the end of the concert that we felt its too short..
and I continue to blast paramore's song in the car on the way going home
and until today, after nearly a month, i still have the post-concert syndrome.

i wonder when is their next concert, eh??
hope don't have to wait for 6 more years la .. :D

p/s : thank you , yong wei, pui yen & flora whom accompany me to this concert that made it happen..
thanks! :D

Dating Fren's Ex or Ex's friend

2010-10-24T09:41:00.006+08:00

On a conversation with a friend yesterday, she told me a fact that sounds interesting.
She cannot accept if Friend/Buddies date his/her ex-partner.

Let's say
Jenny, Stephanie, Wendy, Wilson, Henry and Lawrence are of same group of friends that always hangs out together.
Lawrence used to date Stephanie but they still able to hang out like usual.

Situation 1:
Henry started to develop feelings for Stephanie and decided to 'go' for her.
this is where we still don't know whether Stephanie feels the same way too

If you are Jenny/Wilson (i.e their mutual friend), will u accept it?
As for me, I'm fine with the idea. If he really likes her much, why not?
However, if Henry ask for favors/help to get to Stephanie, I gotta see how Lawrence's insight to this whole thing.
If Lawrence is fine with Henry go after Stephanie, I'll help out la.
If Lawrence is not, then Henry is on his own; I shall not interfere.

If you are Lawrence (the person itself), will u accept it?
If I am in Lawrence position, meaning Stephanie is just what we call as Friends Only.
If Henry is able to capture her heart, then it's Henry ability and its their fate.
I am in no position to interfere or interrupt; therefore, by hook or by crook, I've gotta wish them happiness...
However, I will not help out even a little. LoL!

Let's change the situation.

Situation 2

Lawrence decided to go after Wendy, whom is very close to Stephanie.
If I am their mutual friend, my reaction would
"Damn Lawrence, you got no other girl to kao ody ar?"

But no matter how complicated a relationship can be, as long as its a mutual consent of both side. He likes her, and she feels the same way... I will truly bless them :D

Rawr! domokun iz here.

2010-10-18T22:06:00.004+08:00

Yerrrow!

Mua name is Yomokun!
I lipp in a yerrow kahrer kar...
My jobb?
I iz wanna draif car..

But mua ownar don wanna gip!
I see him draif so ez,ez ....
I wander wai i kenot... grrrr..

Never main,
Lemme introruce u to a doggeh!
Mua owner calls him Bullseye!

I iz hate zat doggeh..
Manni ppl say him ugleh, and say me iz cute..
I iz happeh! but zhen,
Gals alwiz lurveee to hug him, not me =(

So i alwiz bantai doggeh when owner doesn't see!
Daiii u doggeh!
Daaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Rawr!

Nola, meh iz juz playing only...
Doggeh n meh iz goot.goot friendz

Seee?

Seez?

Oklahhh,
Mua iz ze got to go...
Yesterday, Sam ppl go bang bang owner's kar from ze back...
mua owner is not very happeh...
So, meh iz wanna get back to take care of ze car..

bahbaiii..

When Boy meets Girl

2010-10-10T11:34:00.007+08:00

On the other hand, instead of having two staircases,
boys have only one : the girl staircase.

Boy likes all girls.
It may sounds very 'jin kak' but it is what it is.

But why he able to choose only one?
because he like that one more than the rest....
~~on any given chance, he would love to be with all of em;like Wai Siew Pou or Hugh Hefner~~

Take an example:
Samuel chosen Amanda over Brenda bcoz he likes Amanda more...

In the case of he unable to be with Amanda, Brenda is the next choice..
kenot?
then Cyndi, Debbie, Elaine so on and so forth.

And it all depends on the individuality believe and preference.
But 1 thing is in common
All men are visual-orientated bastards. (at least initial stage)

Another thing about men is,
If he 1st introduced to a girl, whom that girl is a girlfriend/girl-of-interest of close friend of his,
he definitely will not develop feelings for her...
because in his mind, he installed this girl as "ah sou" already

but if the boyfriend of that girl is someone he doesn't really close to; then that's a different case.

When Girl Meets Boy

2010-09-28T21:52:00.004+08:00

I remembered I read this at some blog long time ago, but can't recall the author

Girl, classify their opposite gender into two "stairs"

One is the Friendship Stairs (FS)
Another One is Potential Stairs (PS)

Those who fall into FS, will be always ALWAYS remain as FRIENDS ONLY, regardless how close the boy&girl can be. Its either He is the "Jimuis" or She is the "HengDai" (maximum)....
That's why all girls do have a male friend that she will never be with..

Whereas for those fall into PS, are those that able to get her heart pumping rapidly, numb knees, hair twisted etc etc ...
Even at many case, his criteria might not be as good as the #1 in the FS, but still, she will choose PS over the FS.

Let's take a scenario.

Danny likes this Yvonne very much. Danny is sweet, loving, caring and made a lot of effort to get into Yvonne's heart. However, Danny falls into her FS.

On the other hand, there is this guy, Willy. He is funny and outgoing. He would call her and make her laugh. He too on the tail of this Yvonne, but relatively, he dont spend as much as Danny will do, but Willy is from the PS.

Danny will go mountain high just to find some water for her, but Willy just make some silly jokes of water, that she forgot she wants to have water.

In any cases, if Danny stands at her door with 99 roses while Willy with 1 lidi, both proposing to her, Willy have higher chance.

Reason why? because Danny is FRIENDS ONLY and Willy is POTENTIAL.

Now you may ask, how to get into POTENTIAL staircase of the 1 you like so that she can like you back?
There is no direct answer, buddy!

It all depends on her 'checklist'. She got a list of criteria of men she is looking for (which usually resembles her father). and what's more amazing? she can decide whether you are FS or PS, within 4 minutes of conversation. Longest would be 1 outing together.

You see, sometimes its not about how much effort you spend and give into a relationship. Its about whether the one you looking for, is looking for you.

p.s : there are chances that one might 'jump' from friendship stair to potential staircase. but its very thin, chance
I would suggest you go find another one, that you make your way into her potential staircase and then charm her
=)

A Near Police Summon scenario

2010-09-19T03:28:00.003+08:00

Made an illegal U-turn at Tmn Bahagia LRT the other day. Was about to fetch a friend at the said LRT.

Once i stop down at the pick-up zone, 2 policemen came to me in their motorcycles.
One is elder with 2 stripes at his sleeves - lansi face and fierce (hereby referred as LP)
another 1 is young fella - friendlier face and gentle ( hereby referred as YP)

the LP came to me seat

LP : Tunjuk IC dan lesen. Situ boleh U-turn punya ke?

Me: Tak boleh mehh? sorry, i tak nampak sign no u-turn, i ingat boleh lepas, gua pun u-turn la... kalo x, nak pusing kot mana?

LP : u x nampak double line ke? kalo mau u-turn boleh pergi sampai itu sekolah sana...You tinggal kat mana punya? *whilst looking at the i.c*
yellow

Me: Sri kembangan, bang ... Sini tak familiar.

LP: so sekarang macam mana? i kasi saman lah, boleh?

Me: *not saying a word, with a reluctant nod*

LP walks toward the YP whom at his motorcycle, preparing the summon record.
they take a very long time, which i thought he could have completed writing my details, and few moments later YP walks to me, which in his summon notes, are empty ones.

YP : kawan, nak kasi saman boleh?

Me: *acting noob* saman lor, kalau tak saman, ada cara lain ke?

YP: habis tu, u nak belanja minum?

Me: Minuman abang mahal laa... tapiiii r... boleh ke? Sini ramai orang dok tengok oo.. *made a look around*

YP: *silent for 2-3 seconds* habis kalo saman, rm300 tau...

Me: harr? ya ke? 300 ka? illegal u-turn pun kena 300 ke?
( im sorta confident that illegal u-turn not 300... if redlight, speeding, DUI, then it is 300)

YP : yalah... sekarang semua pun 300 dah... *still holding my i/c+lisen, and preparing to write... wrote the location as P/Jaya*

Me: *just giving the puzzled look, with no intention to stop him*

YP walks back to LP at the motorcycles, and discuss discuss....
after a while, he walks back to me,

YP: ok! kali ini, kita orang kasi you amaran... amaran tegas... jangan buat lagi, ok? *giving me back my i/c*

Me: ok ok, tuan .... tenkiu tenkiu, ya? sorryy~

Men's Panties

2010-09-10T10:16:00.003+08:00

Take a look at this item
saw it at Daiso the other day

Ntg wrong ,aite?

See again.

It's men disposable PANTIES!!!!!!!!
PANTIES!!!

which blardy bastard wears PANTIES laaa?
hahahaha

Body Odour

2010-08-30T17:43:00.005+08:00

Having to possess B.O is the most turn off thing to have...

It straight kills the mood to do anything, regardless how good looking you are or how smart you dressed up

Imagine this

You attend a meeting in an air conditioned meeting room, where all of the attendees having weird facial expression as if they are having out of breath or pleading for oxygen tank.

and when you walked out from the room, there is a huge sigh of relief from all of them.

embarrassing, aite?

Being a "jaga-muka" community we are in, people wont tell it straight to your face. They will only hint you and the punchline hint would be giving you a deodorant as a present out of sudden. So, how do you know that you have BO ? And whether or not that u need to wear deo?

the ans is : Just fucking wear the Deo.

regardless of whether you have BO or not, just use it.

There's nothing to lose to smell good. A bottle of Deo just cost about RM9 which can last for 6 months (depending on the usage la, of coz).

You definitely wants a girl to hug happily, rite?

takkan wanna make her feel like she's hugging a garbage bin?

you can wear some fragrance if you like it; be it a (Hugo) Boss or a Playboy

p/s : but don't use it like how you apply your Ridsect la, k?

haha

Giving Up and Letting Go

2010-08-27T20:19:00.002+08:00

What are the differences between them??

Giving up is easy, but letting go is not necessarily is.

Giving up is that you backed out even before you try,

Letting go is that you backed out after you tried your best.

Giving up requires only seconds,

Letting go, for some, requires eternally.

Giving up - you'll live with regrets

Letting go - you'll live free! .

Giving up - dumbass

Letting go- zen!

But what about those who can't give up until he/she don't want to let go?

how many of these that u know of?

how to help those people?

I do not know coz im in the learning of it too.

May you be well and happy alwiz

Why izzit not cool to date female pharmacist?

2010-08-14T22:30:00.005+08:00

1) medical term "bombardation"

of lactose, "phynilcatolations-i-dun-understand-methanyl"blablabla and the rest ... hahaha

2) NATO

- they can describe and but cannot prescribe medication. so can talk, but kenot give...
swt, rite?

3) boring-boring working attire

- regardless how they wear at the inside... they gonna look so boring in the pharmacist robe
c/w head cap and mask
4) cooking skillz

i had once heard ppl says, pharmacist like a cook .... based on the formula, mix-mix, stir-stir, shake-shake, machine-machine ... voila!
just that pharmacist emphasize on its functionality rather than how it is gonna taste like.
so imagine she applies the same rules, in her cooking... follows by the recipe book and ignore how izzit going to taste like. Boom!

however, 1 thing good about female pharmacist...

most of the doctors in their workplace are geeks and nerdy ... those hunks surely being grab away ....

therefore, the opportunity of dating a hot pharmacist is very wide! xD

Reasons NOT to date a Lawyer

2010-08-14T21:45:00.003+08:00

1) lies and twisting the facts

- it's what they do for their job. making lies, twisting the facts, giving misleading statement, tactics here and there and you'll never know his real intention until its too late

2) threat

- because he is very well aware of the rules and regulation, he can blackmail/threat you, even on a simple mistake..

3) screw you around

-im not talking about the screwing in the bedroom, im talking about how he can manipulates you of doing things not favoring to u

4) cocks & bulls

- almost all of the time he will talk cock and bullshitting you. and they'll talk only.

5) on the losing side

-should you divorce with him, he will defend his own case, and won't pay you a penny.

therefore , u can alwiz trust an engineer .... :D

手痒+自言自语

2010-07-21T20:49:00.002+08:00

好久没有用华语来写blog了，今天有一点手痒，呼然间想用华语写下无聊的心情。

近来，我发觉到自己常常自言自语。脑袋里，总是有东西要我去想。
过去啦！未来啦！有用的，没用的啦，白日梦啦，通通都想。

多到～～，有时候，应该只是埋在心里的语言，不知不觉的，把它从嘴吧讲出来。
很WTF，rite?

更够力的是，在独自驾车或摩多的时候，自己呼然间的自己对自己笑起来！哈哈！
旁观者一定怀疑我是否刚刚从青山逃出来的！ hee hee

看来，我应该找个人来陪我谈天了。

anybody?
=)

Significant 24 on the year 24th

2010-07-14T21:53:00.005+08:00

1 - A Graduate from engineering degree

2 - My 1st job hence my 1st real salary!

3 - Clb8 mom's b'day.... with a Haagen Daaz ice-cream cake :D

4 - visited malacca with a Philipino & bloggers

5 - went all the way to malacca and temerloh for a food trip (seperate occasion)

6 - changed new specz! (old black frame specz hancurs. swt)

7 - attend a HP event

took pic with Jojo Struys and Will Quah :D

8 - xCite Camp from incovar

9 - working on Xmas and NY w/out extra pay.. -____-

10 - my very own 1st pair of Levi's Jeans! yeay!

11 - Klang & I-city visiting

12 - credit card ... ka-zhng

13 - A newborn niece from elder brother =]

14 - Hot air Balloon event

15 - Bought a Buffalo ext. HDD

16 - my very own car! [ 2nd hand is good enuff =) ] + Boom!Boom! my car

17 - new Lumix Camera ... which means Old Samsung kaput-ed

18 - attended a comedy live theater (1st time) and its FOR FREE ...

19 - Another elder brother's wedding

20 - Killers' Premier

21 - entered a gay bar ( accidental )

22 - banged the car to road railing. lol

23 - Contact lens.....!!!! after 13yrs ..lol

24 - motor changed to rim and tubeless tyre

p/s : thx to every1 who made my 24th years of life a great one...
may every1 be well and happy alwiz :D

Top 5 wish presents

2010-07-08T22:31:00.003+08:00

since my birthday is so near, and in case you don't know what to get 4 me, here are some tips:

5) ipod/ipod-touch or eqv

I wanna be the coolest contractor in town, by listening to my I-pod song collection while site-seeing/inspection/supervising at the construction site

4) cool shades

i want a pair of shades that i can wear it, without me having to take off my current spectacles so that i look cooler while driving my Mr.Y!

3) my one-n-only-one favorite drink of all time

Chulia Street's Banana Juiceeeeeeeeeee~~~
tapaooooo puhlizzzzzzzzz

2) a new phone..

the current phone's speaker a bit cacat-ed ody. sometimes can't hear what is the other party saying. speaker abit faulty ody.

1) Arsenal's Jersey (original)

if bought from Emirates Stadium/ London, it would be perfect!
=)
can print Leang no.9
Fabregas no.4
Pires no.7
Bergkamp no.10
Henry no.14
RVP no.11

just for fun and daydreaming....
syiok also to dream it...
ehehehehhehehheheh

Emergency Call

2010-07-03T19:49:00.003+08:00

Was on the way home from work, and saw a garbage truck suddenly stopped at the roadside and start to ignite on fire... was on the opposite direction.
Location : Jalan Besar, Sri Kembangan.

It starts from exactly behind the driver seat, meaning the very front of the portable refuse bin. Driver and the operators came running away from the truck.

My first reaction:
"Aiya, didn't bring camera."
"Handphone camera's button abit faulty."
"Company's camera left at office."

typical Malaysian. Lol. wtf

then, a thought came across my mind. *light bulbs turned on*
There's a voluntary fire-fighters society nearby. I made a turn to stop at the house to notify them.
Unfortunately, no one is in.

So, I thought of dialing emergency number. Then, i thought
"aiyah, got some other people surely already call laaaa"

NOW!
THAT's A bad call from anyone on earth, but that's the common thinking of every human beings in this world.

I mean, What's wrong of making a call to emergency line?

1) what if your so-called 'OTHER PEOPLE' having the same thought as yours?
so everyone thought somebody will do it, but nobody done it...
then, tank explode! cause major damage, fatalities etc etc
what the media blames?
Bomba took a very long time to reach the scene.

2) by making that call, the emergency department has an assurance that THIS is not a prank call. meaning, those bomba/police/ambulance knows for sure, that there is someone in need of help. with that, it increases their enthusiasm, mood and can have better preparation.

so, regardless of what, just dial that freaking emergency number!
112 or 999 is just 3 digits.
it saves lives!

*pictures from the scene are still in the camera phone*

Fever

2010-06-28T20:58:00.003+08:00

I am down with Fever......

very severe fever..

and was recommended to take its remedy ...
2 times per day
(used to be 3 times per day)

One portion at 10pm
Another portion at 2.30pm
(no longer required taking the previous one, at 7.30pm)

i even took a picture of my fever

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Ahh..
that's my fever!

Nuffnang movie : The Killers

2010-06-06T21:28:00.005+08:00

1st and for all,

I would like to thank Nuffnang for giving me free tix to watch this show 1 day earlier from the rest.

What movie?

The Killers.
Starring Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl

My say of the show? it was okay-nice.

The whole main idea is already portrayed in the trailers;
a trained assassin, a girl whom just broke up, met each other in a vacation( mission; in his case), fallen in love.

He decided to get out from this assassination job and to lead a normal predictable life with her until a day, his old boss decided to 'visit' him. She, whom all these while oblivious to the matter that he killed people for living, suddenly forced into Guns and Bullets situation..

Familiar storyline, eh?

its so True Lies(with lesser action), and Mr.& Mrs. Smith and the rest in the queue.

however,
Ashton is so Hottttttt where i find myself admiring his body and arms and Katherine, whom her character resembles the 1 in the Ugly Truth, is a sweetie to watch as always...

the humour (esp their dialogues) of marriage counseling, bimbotic wife, adultery is good by the way :D

all in all, its a movie worth to watch to kill your time but not really a cinema type of movie

my rate (6/10)

BoomBoom my car

2010-05-28T21:07:00.003+08:00

for those who dunno yet,
i bought maiself some Wheels!

previously i got Honda (with 2 wheels) and now i got Proton (satria) and doubles the wheels!
sorta downgrade in way,eh?

aft nearly 2 mths of driving, and "inspired/influenced/poisoned/corrupted" by a friend,
i decided to BoomBoom my caR!

this red-rectangular device is call amplifier ...
if you dunno what amplifier does, google it up!

it is now resting and operating under my ~~ass~~ seat when i'm driving ..

and i put a "creature" at the car boot.

a 12" sub-woofer!
woohoo! a foot long,k?

the DIY process of installing that damn thing in me car is kinda fun too..

so, who wanna feng-tao in my car?
xD

p.s : i just chopped off the two original 2-way speaker at the backseat..
that thing koyaked so badly that i have to set it free..
hee

Why Smartphones can be Dumbphone

2010-05-25T22:48:00.005+08:00

These are smartphones;

when you got it, you got 2 options

OPTION 1 : turning em' into Dumbphone

sticks to original plan
buys top-ups every time finishes credits
struggles to use wifi
leeching looking for free wifi
compete with others for a shared internet speed
purposely spends in HaagenDaaz, Starbucks etc to get password for their wifi
not necessarily works all the time
hearing cock excuses from the attendees on why their wifis not working
can't perform simple task (even those easy steps in conventional handphones)
not aware of the tips and tricks ( dunno who to ask in the surrounding people)
gets frustrated
monthly expenses increase like mad
gets MORE frustrated
giving out wrong/outdated information
get mocked by friends
gets VERY VERY frustrated
!$#@!%!#$!@
1!@$!#@!3123213
!$%#!%!#$%%#$%@$%
#%#$%$%%#$%
1345253425245243
!#%$%#%
#%$@$#%
3425443
3445343
$@$234425@$23423
(&*$%RGH
shr0iweopu9ejf
bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
change to conventional handphones

OPTION 2 : making em' a REAL smartphones

2. Attends DG themed party on 29th May @ Ecoba PJ Trade Center

2.1 get to know other smartphone users and exchange knowledges, tips and tricks

3. change the smartphone casing into YELLOW (optional). LoL!

TIME TO CHANGE.

PJ laugh Fest

2010-05-24T22:14:00.003+08:00

Nuffnang was giving out the tix for the PJ Laugh Fest , the live comedy theater from the Nation's best comedian and comedians wanna-be.
Names like Afdlin Shauki, Harith Isykandar, Joanna Bessy, Zaibo, Mano Maniam already enough to make me heart so wanna watch this thing!

So, i won with an entry of a lame joke .. thanks Nuffnang for acknowledging that 1 too..
it goes

Q : Why we feel stronger/energetic on Friday , Saturday and Sunday ?
A : bcoz the rests are "weak"-days

Q: Where is the scariest place on Earth
A : Its "at-most-fear" (atmosphere)

the showcase that I won is "caught in the middle part 4"
its presented by PartyDuo Enterprise and features Mano Maniam, Zaibo, Chew Kin Wah..
you might not know these names but you'll sure to know who they are when you see them..

What I like of the showcase is of the intellectual jokes and sarcasm that being fed to the audiences ALL night long..

most of them are political jokes,
and things that we come across in our daily life...

and there's 1 part, where my companion, got pointed by the director as if her face is caused by accidents! hahahahahahahaha
i laughed my hearts out on that one :D

a night of non-stop laughter..
its worth the travel and if were to pay rm70 for that, it's still worth the money..
:D

they are still showing the shows until the end of the month..
its at JayaOne, Petaling Jaya
log on to www.pjla.com.my for more info

our comedians are as good!
:D

Yeay!

2010-05-15T20:48:00.003+08:00

I Triple killed the 3 in a game of Hearts by Shooting the MOon!

obviously i have too bored
hahahahha

For Her, On 2nd Sunday of May

2010-05-09T08:39:00.005+08:00

When the world falls down upon you,

She'll be there for you to turn to

She'll be always helpful to give you supports and guidances when you got lost.

& she won't ask anything from you, even though how tough it is for her

She'll be very Glad =) ,

even if to see you for a moment, regardless how short the moment is.

However,

She'll be the last person to cross your mind;

jobs/girls/entertainment/parties comes before her

You get irritated by her, as no matter how many umpteenth times you taught her, she can't perform the a very simple task on the phone/computer

you get eye-sore coz she wears skimpy clothes and taking that old "ah-mah" plastic bag everywhere she goes

and you forgot:

that she'll give everything she could, to You.

that she'll travels across seas and mountains, if anything bad happens to you.

that she loves you unconditionally.

and more importantly, you FORGOT TO CALL HOME!

So, pls remember to call home

not only today, but on everyday that you could.

there's an lady alwiz waiting for your call

Happy Mother's DAy to all the mom in the world

Mom's the BEST!

Drinking

2010-05-08T11:20:00.002+08:00

was very char yesterday night

only a small bottle of HoeeGarden and Budweiser each, i threw up twice!
damn it..

btw,
HoeGarden is nice to taste cos its kinda sweet and Budweiser tasted like a plain water with some gas..

p/s : sry liver

You know your job is crazy when

2010-04-28T20:19:00.004+08:00

You know your job is gone into crazy level when

1) your handphone is active almost all the time

-- its either you get calls (screwed by boss/clients), then followed by you calling people (to screw ur sub-ordinate)

2) you don't get to see sunset anymore on your way home...

-- often u reach home during bedtime

3) vulgar words here and there

-- tiu, ma hai, chao hai, lanjiao are the common words that u heard in the working environment

4) Boss using "WHY" instead of "HOW"
-- instead of "HOW is the progress ??", its "WHY is the progress haven't done" , "WHY cannot hit target?" etc (often followed by a session of "tiu" before letting you go) ...

5) you dont Facebook, even though the boss NOT IN!
-- youtube, 1manga, lowyatforums and the rest of gang too.

The Joy of Riding Motorcycles

2010-04-19T12:01:00.002+08:00

why izzit more syiok to ride motorcycles than to drive cars?

1) Jam-free

every morning, when I easily cuts through the jam on my way to work, I would carve the smile on my face and happily vreng vreng vreng through without stress..

2) Toll-free

One friend says, Use LDP, don't use Khesas, cheaper mar.
Me says "doesn't matter" ... :D

3) Parking space hassle-free

heck, I can even park exactly in front of the shop or even better, drives up the ramp and parks at the walkway whenever possible..

4) cheaper (by the lots!)
RM4 petrol on motorcycle - can go to work for 2.5 returning trips.
RM4 petrol on car - single trip!

Parking fee for car in shopping : up to RM12
motorcycles : can park 5x

5) got very good reason, in case wanna ffk ppl

Just sms : "Raining la, cannot go!"
xD

p/s : Point no.5, so far, i had used it once... the other time are all really raining geh
xD

*images found through google image search*

Confession of a Smoker

2010-04-08T22:37:00.002+08:00

well, not really a smoker ... but very most likely turning into one ..

Since young, I never had anything to the smoking...
I tried my first cigarettes at the age of 14, but did not get hooked to it..
partly is because I did not like it ( or hating it too) ...
what I felt was an empty smoke running through my throat and a total waste of money..

since then, i never really smoke.
even when I was surrounded with smokers and even when i went to clubs, snooker house etc
I usually says with a very firm NO when being offered.

until the year 2008,
that's where everything starts to kicks off..
it was a clubbing outing night,
and a friend, whom meet through online, offered to fetch me..
and he did not accept my offer of paying back some petrol and parking money, so i bought a pack of Dunhill Lights as a repay, that sorta of thingy

so when i gave to him, outside the club,
after he lits the first one, he showed back to me,

and that very moment, I stopped for a second...
if I don't take, it seems inappropriate ( if you understand what i mean)
so, I went, ahhh what's worse gonna happen?

so i lighted up my very first ciggie after all these years...
yet somehow, I still felt the same..
puffs of airs that gives nothing at all;
until that late night, when the Dunhill lights runs out, they topped up with Mild-Seven Charcoal.
that's when i feel it~

since then, i started smoking,
only if when i consumes alcohol..
no alcohol, no nicotine

i sorta "safe" still...
as i don't clubs often and i'm in an environment where every1 is not smoking..
only until recently,

being surrounded by smokers all the time,
it takes a lot to repel them and resist the temptation..
i somehow survived for few months ..

but when tops up with recent increment of number of times of clubbing, booze, and work stress,
i find it A LOTTTT harder to resist the temptation...
many times, i am tempted to ask for a ciggy from fellow colleagues/consultants for a light-bud

but today,
i lit my first one,
without the presence of the booze

and i foresee tough days ahead...
may i have the strength to resist it....

at 1st,
it was only for a try,
then, it was only when socializing at clubs,
then, it was only when with smoking friends,
then, it was only when at work,
then, it was too late to quit.

The B-Sport

2010-04-04T01:40:00.002+08:00

I miss playing this

nuff said.

Balloon! a HOT one

2010-03-22T22:25:00.004+08:00

Never would i imagine I can be so excited by balloons~

on a quite not really planned and last minute confirmation event,
I got ~~forced~~ influenced to reach bukit jalil at 7am!
ON A SUNDAY MORNING!!

Fine~
its not gonna happen so often, so its okay~
What was initially planned to go there early for an attempt to get to ride on the hot.air.balloon (h.a.b), turns into an almost impossible task, as soon as we saw the amount of people queuing for the tickets
=(

but its okay...
we did the next best thing,
which was to snap snap snap and snap..

the moment of waiting for the balloons to release,
and seeing the balloons releasing into the air, one at a time,
brought me back childhood memories...

its like being kid again!

I couldn't remember the last time I was so excited seeing darth-vader!
i practically and silently wheeeeeeeeee
hahaha

of Tiger, Terry and Jack

2010-03-13T22:14:00.004+08:00

what do Tiger Woods, John Terry and Jack Neo has in common?

Successful, therefore rich and works 'extra'

Tiger took his 'Tee' off and shoot off the 'hole' at the bottom of the nine

Terry plays "outside"-field

and Neo, doing something else behind the reel

-------------------

they had been touching the untouchable for many years and manage to keep it under the radar.. until recently

the gentlemen 'fire' gone out of control and it burns them hard...
especially the have so many papa-paparazzi tailing them dying for these news

and all fingers start to point at them, for the 'extra work' that they done...
heck, there are possibilities that the females are the one seducing them..

not many is able to resist, when the "little head" decided to take over the thoughts of the actual head.

I'm not defending them, but just that I felt that its unfair that the light and the blame is to put wholly on them..

the girls KNEW that he is married,
the girls got something in return, apart from the sex
I'm sure they want something... and had been receiving it, all these while..

its a 2-way thingy..
it takes two to tango,

the moral from these incidents:
dont fuck around when already decided to stick to one for the rest of ur life..

when u shove that ring into your ring finger,
u r actually shoving an invisible cock-block-ring into ur u-know-where (literally)

6th sense

2010-03-07T15:38:00.000+08:00

The 5 senses are

Sight
Hearing
Smell
Taste
Touch

so, what is the 6th Sense????

Ans : SENSE of HuMour!!
AHAHAHAH

p/s : some people don't have it
/potongzzzz

Which Sing-K personality are you?

2010-02-28T03:25:00.004+08:00

Sing K...

its a lot of people favourite way to past time..
coz its usually consumes 3-4 hours,
you don't have to plan anything, just go there and sing

however,
everyone has their own perception of the K-singing

1) some take it as the platform for practice

sings the right key,
with right tempo and lyrics,
and usually will practice new songs..
usually would like to have the mic to him/herself, preferably no interruption from the table

2) some take it as place to escape ..

having too much stress of work,
having too much emo from relationship,
having too many things at one time,
so just coming to chill
usually sings and sings, don't care whether the rest follows or not
lagu jiwang is the usual preference

3) some wants together-gather

will choose songs that every1 knows,
and distributes mic so that every1 will sing-a-long
festive, nostalgic classics, chart-toppers, and gay-boy band songs are the usual picks

4) some will sings like a rockstar

these never care of the tune or the key or the tempo
take the mic, and bleed it out..
and turned the singK into shout-K / scream-K
usual songs : aerosmith/bon jovi/linkin park/cranberries etc

So,
which sing-K personalty are you?

Happy CNY 2010

2010-02-16T21:26:00.003+08:00

In the year of Tiger,

May the tiger Roar away your fear,

Puts your future under your steer,

Boost up your career,

May your love/relationship is at correct gear

Health is at well and proper,

And blessed with warm family atmosphere.

Happy Roaring tiger Year

*sings*
Rawr Rawr Wah Ha Ha
China ChinaNa
Tiger Ooh La La
Want your ang pow,man!

Why I like it LONGER?

2010-02-08T22:16:00.006+08:00

Why I Like it LONGER?

Here's the reasons why :-

(1)Attractive

Let's face it...
Guys lurrve girls with long legs... they're more attractive..
i even confessed it in my blog , here.
even Lin Zhi Ling, the long-legs taiwan idol, likes it Long!
;-)

(2)Personalization

Long is more,
more is spacious,
spacious is a lot of room to personalize it my way!

(3) Exclusive

damn! having a LONG thing will definitely ~~expands my ballz by x10~~ boost my confidence to the max!

(4)Tempting

Don't you feel wanna grab it the moment you sees it?
Long is good~~

(5) Satisfaction

Gimme Long Chocolate bar ANYTIME!

p/s : it would be better if *free*, of course
winkz

In case you still haven't got the idea what I am writing, I am participating for a Nuffnang contest to win a LG's new phone : Chocolate BL40

Contest ends 14th Feb 2010, click on the link to know more =)

it is Attractive
-- it is a 'SUPERMODEL'

it is Personalization
-- 4-inch widescreen with crystal clear HD resolution; thatz frigging lot spaces!

it is Exclusive
---comes embedded with special content from James Cameron’s epic action movie AVATAR!!

it is Tempting
---comes with a stylish Twenty8Twelve’s limited-edition designer case designed by the fashionista and actress Sienna Miller and her designer sister Savanna

it is Satisfaction
---stretched 21:9 ratio HD panoramic display; imagine watching videos and checking mails on a cinema-like screen!

it is Longer!
and Me (and you) likes it!
xD

Tiger WooHoo

2010-02-05T16:31:00.002+08:00

I had been wanting to watch this show since last December..
It is the very first Malaysian made chinese CNY movie and regardless of how good/bad the reviews, I was very sure I am going to watch this movie in the cinema
turns out, many had given positive remark of the show after they watching it...

Finally, I went to watch it last wednesday, alone in the TGV Mines Wonderland..

The story is based on an "Ah Peng", an average joe, from the lower income group of people, struggling to maintain a job in K.L..and circles around his friends and neighbours ..

On the other side, "Ah Lian" a village ahmoi from Kuantan, is worries of her aging grandpa. Her family is the only family in the village that knows a traditional Tiger Dance and her grandpa forcing his old muscles to perform a Once-in-a-60yrs-Tiger-Dance performance and they don't have people to inherit the dance moves.
A little twist brought Ah Ping to Kuantan and I shall reveal only this much
=)

The show also revolves about the lifestyle of Chinese living in Malaysia, or K.L to be exact..
The language spoken in the movie is the very same language we are having everyday..
Ah Peng cantonese, Malaysia Mandarin (both northern and southern accent), hokkian and hakka..where in this case, I find it very "homely" feel as I watched it... and some of the jokes are Internal jokes which only Malaysian will laugh to it ... hhehe

Unlike other CNY movies that having lame jokes and without any proper storyline, this Tiger WooHoo put an additional effort for bringing some "feelings" into the movie... Having myself laughs my heart out throughout the show, there are moments which can make you to have watery eyes *no spoiler*

Its a movie to remember, and I rate it 9/10.
and yesh, long as you understands Chinese(canto & mandarin to be exact), I highly reckon you to watch it... I dont mind watching it 2nd time xD

Besides, support local-made marr
1st time leh.... Give face la, ok?
=)

Long break

2010-01-28T22:50:00.003+08:00

Reader,

I'm too ~~Fucking lazy~~ busy to update my blog..
will get back to you guys once I ~~kick away the laziness~~ found my time..
k thx bai
=)

Leang

Used, Now and Still

2010-01-12T22:31:00.003+08:00

A nothing better to do post where i just crap out of nothing

I used to,
and now I,
But I still

I used to...
be very picky on food,

and now I...
do eat carrots, tomato, hotdogs & luncheon meat
( can't imagine i chuck those away when i was 7)

but I still...
hates durians, nangka, cempedak and few veggies

I used to...
be a student,

and now I...
working in construction site

but I still...
missing the life as a student
xD

I used to...
be in a relationship .
( a LDR btw)

and now I...
am not,
=(

but I still...
likes her very much

I used to...
stingy, thrifty and calculative

and now I...
willing to pay for certain stuff,
(thx to some1)

but I still...
not very generous in money.
:P

I used to...
be handsome,

and now I....
become more handsome and Yeng,

but I still...
can't easily attract the females ...

TELL ME WHY??

Happy 2010

2010-01-01T10:51:00.005+08:00

May this twenty-Ten,

Gives a lot Ringgit and Cents,

That you able to spend,

At MV, 1-U or Lot10.

May this two-zero-one-zero,

Washes away all your sorrow,

But wealth & health didn't follow,

As they awaits you at tomorrow!

So farewell to 200-Nine,

And for you, my friends, who stepped into my mind,

Whom brought me happiness, brings my life to shine,

You are ALL one of a kind,

The pleasure (of knowing you*) is all mine.

there goes my 2010 rhyme

thank you for your attention and time

Happey Niew Yeer , ya'all!

p/s : you* means each and every of you that appears in me life :D

Christmas Present to Some Fella Far Away

2009-12-27T23:07:00.008+08:00

Merry (belated) Christmas!

Since the santa claus couldn't enter my house because I don't provide him chimneys
he come to me in another form...
50% Sale!!!

That shows that I had been a good boy in the year 2009, right?
xD
but santa, if got cash voucher or anything equivalent, it would be better!
kekekeke

and for some fella far far away, some *coughs* star *coughs* fish
celebrating White Christmas, where I here had to endure a Tropical Christmas
here is your gift:

Since I couldn't bring the real thing to you,
so I give u the next best thing
The Capture of the Moment of your gift ~~which is now in my tummy~~
DAIM CAKE, wei! dont pray pray ar!
If the cake is not enough, I give u another one,

svenska kottbullar aka beef meatballs!

see I so nice, right?
or shall I tag u in facebook??
wait, i think i should..

oh ya,
merry x'mas!

2010

2009-12-26T08:45:00.002+08:00

My wish,

For the year 2010,

is to find somewhere I belong.

May your 2010 is a well and happy one.

safety issue

2009-12-18T22:53:00.002+08:00

few days back, as I was waiting for the rain to stop...
sitting and chatting with fellow consultants at the site,
suddenly, there is a mini explosion,
happened in less than 5 feet away from where I sat,

the improper installation of the electric supply causing the fuse to burst..

accidents can easily happen in the construction sites..
sometimes its because of your negligence of the safety issues,
or by others

many times i wondered/worried that one day, something might fall from above hitting me head, which nearly happened to me, 2 months ago..

a big splat of wet concrete just went inches from me face...

safety..
must seriously take note of it..
whereever u r.

Girl Prettiest moment

2009-12-06T11:54:00.002+08:00

there are few moments that girl look at her best that mesmerized u kao-kao ..
after all, these moment surely to make an impact that it stays into your mind for quite some time.. and its happens in very short, split seconds.

take Marilyn Monroe for example, I have no idea whether her talents/skills in the showbiz industry is really good or not, but everyone remembers her moment..

-- the gush of air blowing up her long skirt and she tries to prevent from panties-slip, by putting both hands to her legs, and full with feminine moves

another recent example would be Megan Fox

im sure 100% of straight guy went "a-wooooooo" for that very second, and every1 remembers that scene well..

well, that's what the moment for celebrities ..
for today, I would like to come up with moments that girls look at their best, ranks according to my preference...
Im talking about moments that made me guys goes "awwwwww", not the "a-wooooo" type..
here it goes :~

5) the moment she gets out from the car

no, not when she poses for the car...
its when she done with her parking, and starts to get out ...
the moment when she puts her leg out from her car, raise her body and stands onto her another leg
if you have the chance to see it, you'll easily go "pheww wiitt"~~ especially if she wears skirts xD
[best view is from the right elevation of the car, more or less the angle of the shot above]

4) the moment when's she deep in her sleep
Quoted fr Aerosmith : I could stay awake, just to hear your breathing.. Watch ur smile while you are SLEEPING, while u far away and DREAMING

- picture taken from crystal's facebook with permission
i love to watch this moment (not just crystal's of coz) ...
maybe bcoz when she's sleeping, you find peace and calmness by watching her sleep..
as you'll probably get a "wth-stare" from her, if u watches her this way when she's awake.. haha

3) the very moment she wokes up

-picture from nicolekiss.blogspot.com
if u happens to stay by her side, watching the whole process of her waking up...
man you are surely to see this moment..
u know, when she scrubs her eyes, staring blankly at you in her pyjamas/baggy sleeping attire..
its just toooooo cute :D

2) the very moment she comes out from the shower

(not like this, of course)
she went into shower, u waited for her outside...
u heard her finishes, so u look at the door..
she opens it, walks out at it..
ta-daaaa~~~ that's the moment im talking about ..
(tht very moment made my mind went blank, stunned me for few seconds b4 i can find for words to say to her... lol )
no, she's in her full attire already and i only focused on the face..
its so fresh amongst of her messy hair, i like! xD

1) when she smiles (to you)

that, my friend, can easily cuts your life for few years, as ur heart suddenly stops pumping for miliseconds, but still... you don't mind coz its worth it.. lol

special entre : from the back!!
guys knows this moment alot!
you when u walk at the mall/streets, you see a girl from her back, and yeah u find your way to see how she looks like

well, let's just come back to the back, alrite??
hehe

so, what's your moment?

World Aids Day

2009-12-02T00:31:00.002+08:00

a very creative photo for World Aids Day ...

play safe..

p/s : stop harming the innocent african kids , btw ..

Where is money comes from?

2009-11-27T22:29:00.003+08:00

Q : where is money comes from?

Its the same place for everyone, that where is the money comes from : other people's pocket .

the difference is,
how you got it, from their pocket, to your pocket, before going to pocket of the next in line..

so,
HOW u got ur money?
do you really earn it?

*think of it,ya?

Age and State of mind

2009-11-20T21:45:00.002+08:00

Our state of mind gets more and more complicated as we ages ....

the mind is care-free when we were kids, before filled in with love, infatuation, pressure from studies but requires not much of planning when comes to teenager and becoming more and more realistic when reaching twenties..

take the type of movies that we watched for example,

during kindergarden, any animation that moves and make fun of themselves is already enough to make us happy ...

be it donald duck chasing its nephews, coyote ugly struggling for road-runner..

then we upgraded to something that has some storyline ... and ass-kicking!
we don't care whether the plot is repetitive every weeks, as long as the side that we support wins..
thundercats, power rangers, ultraman, baja-hitam all falls into this category

and the storyline is same
started with peace, then the villain had some 'brilliant' plan, which seems to work and starts to smashing the building replicas.. the hero appears to fight, showing macho and then struggles to win... then with few round of dragging, he/she/they shows the ULTIMATE move, and the villain is gone ( and returns again the next week's episode)

then we are to movies!
at this stage, due to the limitation on the technical knowledge and the language vocabulary, we love movies as long as the graphics and visual effect is nice...
car squeezing through busy traffics without accidents, jumping buildings without getting injured, able to sprint even though got shot, 1 whole swat team shooting at 1 person but none of them hit the target etc

but it doesn't matter... as long as it has gun-shooting, car chasing, extreme stunts ... then it is good enough ...

then after getting to know more and more information, you'll start to have opinions, concepts and rules
coz u know how ridiculous to survive more than 2m if going against the highway traffic

coz u know a reverse gear can't beat a car flooring at 4th gear
coz u know the legs can easily break when falling from 4m high
coz u know he can't forgive her that easily after what she had done to him
and much more

and u put this expectation of realisticism into it, you starts to kill the mood of the movie and not enjoying it instead
u know, its good to free your mind and just enjoy the show...
this is what i learned when watching 2012 last week..

besides, why so serious?

Reason NOT to date a doctor

2009-11-14T22:08:00.002+08:00

most of the girls look forward to marry a doctor..
that's because it has been installed in the mind, that since young, doctor is an ideal job
other than that, doctors' pay is able to provide more than what a women can spend
and it is a success for women to find that kind of men

however, nothing is perfect ..
i'm gonna share with u, reasons NOT to date a doctor

1) gory conversation
u guys are having steak dinner, and he ordered a rare-medium steak .. and when he slice the steaks, blood come gushing out and the conversation can easily brings to splashing blood, broken toe, fracture bones etc etc

that will seriously kills the mood off, right??

2) public holiday
at times, doctors gotta be on standby mode, during the wee hours of the night or public holiday.. it is definitely a turn off if he gotta leave to hospital in the middle of movie and ask u to take a cab home and u will go -_-

3) boring outfit
doctor's attire/robe is damn frigging boring ... a white robe with lots of pockets and baggy
unless lah if he looks like this :

but most of the male doctor in our country is botaks with nerdy spectacles ala Nobita .. O-O

4) low sex-drive
one day, u plan to surprise him at the night by showing up in his room wearing somehow like in the picture

but being a doctor, he had seen so much of these, that he might just yawn ...
this is a boring to him
potong stim laaa....

5) experiments u
doctors can't experiment out medication to its patient .. coz they dont practice trial-n-error..

but u being his girlfriend, that's a different ...
in short, u are most likely will turn in2 a lab rat ...
hahah

in short,
engineers FTW!!
xD

p.s : click *here* if you had not read about reasons to date an engineer *winks*

Sashimi and Uneasy stomach

2009-11-09T17:43:00.002+08:00

If u happens to be at a Japanese cuisine which their sales volume is not that high, try not to order sashimi

coz u know what?

it is most likely not going to be a fresh one hence causing to have food-poisoning(or something near that) on the very next day

p/s : take 1 or 2 is ok, i guess ... dont take alot like what i did last week ... lol

the hidden meaning of songs

2009-10-30T23:43:00.003+08:00

its amazing job of the people who write lyrics for songs

it has to be in sync with the tune, catchy, rhythmic, rhymes whenever possible and has its meaning linking to the theme of the song

you cant go all lovey dovey in the beginning and turn into pessimistic wordings later on

however, there are few songs written with full of romance, that it indulges and installed in the mind of many as a love song, but its actually has hidden meaning in it

here are the examples

Ronan Keating --> "You says it best, When u says nothing at all"
it actually means "could you please just shut up?"

Hoobastank --> "I found a reason for me, to change who i used to be .... and the reason is you"
it means "u r such a control freak"

Kate Perry --> "I kiss a girl, i like it"
which secretly telling that "you are a bad kisser,boy!"

its lame,
i know!!!
xD

Shower Water Harvesting

2009-10-23T23:00:00.000+08:00

Many places in the world practices Rain Water Harvesting system in the building..

its a system where you collects the rain water and recirculate it for non-hygienic critical usage such as watering the plants, housekeeping, cooling tower usage, water feature etc

even though the bill of the water is not rocket high, however, there's 1 method i had been practising to reduce the usage of the water...

and i self-declare it shower water harvesting, which i believe that there are people out there doing the same thing too

the system is easy and requires no pump or machineries

the picture above is the snapshot of the bathroom i'm using
notice the blue pail right under the shower head?
whenever i take my bath, i'll put the pail right between my legs, collecting the water

what i do with the water?
i flush it down the water closet(toilet bowl), whenever i pee..
Its such a waste to use so much water flushing down the toilet just for the pee

however, please do not contain too much water and remember to empty it regularly..
you don't want the mosquitoes starts to breed there

Broken spectacles

2009-10-20T23:25:00.004+08:00

this is the outcome when my spectacles fall onto the road,
upon my attempt to wear helmet during my ride,
the specz slips,
fall onto the road....
i stopped at the roadside, just to listen to the "crack" sound of the car behind me ran over it
i think its a wira, but i cant be sure

i first wore it back in August, 2007, on the KL-gathering where i took the 6-people-myvi all the way from Penang
stunned every1 that knew me with a whole new look, wearing a specz that look more like a swimming goggles... :D

time flies,
i do like this spectacles alot ..

i think most of the people remembered me by this specz..

if a question ask, what is the thing that reminds you of chooi leang?
the answer 90% is the specz! hahaha

besides, i look damn damn good in it!
xD

arghhh.........
but when its time to let go,
it really has to go..
-_-

money part 3

2009-10-14T23:05:00.003+08:00

lol ...

never would i thought i'll be writing 3 different posts for this random topic in my head

coming from a less-equipped family lets me know that I can't have the life like the other kids..
like in the university, a senior told me

just enjoy nia...
u came this far, must go here n there to see..
not enough money, ask from FAMA laa
* FAMA stands for Fa(ther) + Mo(ther)

but every moment I made the call home to ask for money, i feel very very bad..
i know mom wouldn't mind giving it, but yet, i don't feel like taking it, unless i broke until don't have money to eat or to go back! xD
i wonder how some can do it so easily? hmm

I guess the background i grew up made me such a ~~stingy~~ financial conscious person! :P
so at times, i sort of easily "berkira" with u when comes to ka-ching!
it already deteriorates through these few years but its still there..
sorry ekk, if that offended u in anyway
*peace*

money part 2

2009-10-11T09:20:00.002+08:00

being in the low income family, I did not own luxuries like what other kids in my school has..

things such as:
- the video game console during the earlier time (where the game is in square box 1) and some of the game examples are ice climber, mario, karate-ka etc etc

- these i gotta go 2 my cousin's place to play
- game boy
- comics (used to leech from a kid name ryan khoo)
- big scale birthday parties
- birthday cake!! [another story coming in]
- trips to here n there ... [i never leave the country not even a bit, up to date]

but to the very least, mom is able to provide me with sufficient education requirement [books n stationaries] and ensure my uniform is not too old and koyak ...
thanks Mommy :D

so up upon entering the secondary school
mom gave me quite amount of money to hangout during the weekend,
provided i help out on saturday night,
coz we are selling beverages at a local hawker stall, from Saturday 6pm - Sunday 5am
give n take,huh?

[the view of the stall]

so, unlike other youngsters, my saturday night was not filled with camps, events, parties, clubs etc .. any events involving saturday night would rarely to see my participants
even saturday afternoon/evening . coz that's the time I'll be sleeping or else i'll kantoi during the night

y i have to go through all these?
bcoz money lor...
during these time of my life, many times i wished the family is a richer one that i don't have to go through all these and become like other kids, digging money from the "ATM by nature" with just a reach of a hand..
but naahh,

oklah... to be con't again
xD

Money

2009-10-07T21:03:00.002+08:00

My birthday is 4 days earlier than my eldest brother's but 14 years later..

when i was 7, my birthday went by like any other day but his one ( as he is ody 21), was celebrated with a big group of friends at a karaoke... with them drinking beers and i slurping the RM10 orange juice away
at the end of the day, the cake was brought up, and every1 sang the birthday song to him.

i was jealous, so i went complaining to my mom, on the very next day, questioning her why his birthday is so happening, but mine was otherwise?

her answer was :
"Son, when u grow up and have your own money, go make a celebration urself"
I never gave a single penny for him and he did it with his own money, mom is not able to give u that

(lazy 2 write longer... next time oni continue, then ..lol )

Reason You SHOULD date an engineer

2009-10-03T00:19:00.003+08:00

1) Time & Pressure Management
regardless of what kind of engineers, they are subjected to meet the deadline and dealing with many levels of people to get the job done..

so, when comes to dating, who would not want an fully organized and fully optimized outing where you can just sit back and enjoy the whole thing, huh?

2) Mechanics/plumber/electrician/calculator/quality surveyor/ quality assurance/ quantity surveyor/ventilation/timekeeper all in 1 ..

Engineers tend to know this and that, here and there ...
its all in one,
yes, the amazing one

3) Knowledgeable

well, thats what make us the attractive one
don't ya agree?? :D

4) Endless improving
from the hot days till the air-conditioning till the energy saving methods...
engineers keep improving whatever invention being created everyday for the quality of life..
on field, off field, on bed, off bed..

engineers keep on inventing new improved ~~sex toys~~ tools and also ~~sexual~~ methods to satisfy you

5) Endless attention
If an engineer can give so much time and attention on the project he is currently attending, I'm sure he can do the same to you

PROVIDED, you is his 'project' la, ok?

p/s : did i mention that i just graduated from mechanical engineering degree? xD

Gathering with buddies

2009-09-29T22:27:00.003+08:00

Its fun to have your all time buddies from the secondary school to randomly prompt a gathering for dinner out of nowhere without having to find reasons to gather

Its because you can chat anything,
taruh kao-kao on each other,
calling an Elite a noob,
asking for a free Starbucks Grande without feeling shame,
going round and round Sunway Pyramid just to get back to the same spot without feeling stupid

its all fun and laughter filled

but too bad
as much as we want to continue,
things had change

as we are now ~~is becoming slaves to the money~~ working,
9.30pm seems to be very late already and its time for each of us to go
as each of us gotta drag of lazy ass to the office on the next day...

time flies~
really

Which sexy Horoscope r u?

2009-09-27T22:25:00.001+08:00

Found this in some random ppl's tagged profile

Couldnt help but to copy paste it here

CANCER
Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal.
Great in bed. Most horny.

PISCES
Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy,DAMNIT. Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weirdbut ina good way

LIBRA
Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Sillyandfun! Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you willevermeet!
AMAZING in Bed.!!!!!

CAPRICORN
Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.
Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED.EVERYPERFORMANCE!!!!

AQUARIUS
Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being inlongrelationships. Extremly energetic.
Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.

ARIES
Outgoing. Spontanious. No one to fvck with. Have ownuniquesexiness. Unpredictable. Erotic.
Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the mooninbed.

TAURUS
Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. lovesbeingin long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for whattheywant.
Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser. sexualas****.

LEO
Great talker. Always the life of the party.Sexy.Horny all the time. Attractive physically or mentally(sumtimesboth) Can be Laid back or Wild. Knows how to have fun. Isreallygood at fvcking . Great kisser.

VIRGO
Dominant inrelationships.Sexy.AlwaysHorny.Freak in bed. Always wantsthe lastword.Loud.Caring.Smart.Loves being in longrelationships.Addictive . Passionate.

SCORPIO
sexy. Talkative. Energetic. Predict future.Mosterotic.Freak in bed.Good kisser. not one to mess with. alwaysgetwhat they want.

SAGITTARIUS
Spontanious. Horny.High sex appeal.
Rare to find. Good when found.
Loves being in long relationships.

GEMINI
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listenersVeryGood in bed. Lover not a Fighter But Still Punch Your LightsOut.Trustworth

So,which sexay horoscope r u?

IMU logo

2009-09-22T23:51:00.003+08:00

no,
its not International Medical University

Its I Miss U
hahah..
swt

btw, The main thing i wanna highlight is,
at the logo, there's this snaaaakeee~! over the globe..
could it hiddenly means that they are from the SLYTHERIN tribe
(from Harry Potter)

if that's so,
IMU students are Death Eaters?
xD

Malacca trip again

2009-09-16T22:20:00.004+08:00

It was only last year, I mentioned that of my very 1st time in my whole life to visit Malacca.
However, in 12 mths++ after that, I had a total of 3 trips to Malacca, all of em' are "Hit-N-Run" trip.

and it became predictable, actually

1st, u gather at the red house,

then, u go 4 lunch...chicken rice-ball ( regardless its nice 1 or not)

then, the Jonker Dessert's Malacca chendol

then, u walked back to Red House for snap snap camwhore..
go climb the hill to St Paul church for another snap snap

go down the hill for the Fort Famosa A,

where the cannon will never be an exceptional case

Maaaybee, u will go for the 1.45RPM (ringgit per minute) Taming Sari thingy,

then, its about 4-5pm, you don't know what the hell to do,
as you already finish venturing all those place, but still too early for dinner,
so u start to plan some random stuff, up until to makan at Old Town swt

then, comes dinner!

its either Satay Celup

or
Nyonya Peranakan food as the usual menus

then, if u have time+energy,
you'll go 4 another application of the position "Jonker Walker"

anddd, thatz about it,

and that my friend, is Malacca ...

p.s : its best place to bring a Philippine around, ackshually =)
Thank you Hannah for coming to Msia

A Warning, maybe?

2009-09-13T20:58:00.003+08:00

Last fri,
went to Bazaar Ramadhan at Putrajaya with some friends
upon wanna leaving that place for dinner,
Pooffft.. rear tyre punctured!

So, with my friends is in very hungry state, where 1 of em puasa 1, and its buka puasa time, so we went makans 1st and only 2 return later..

so, aft the dinner,
went to nearby petrol station, looking for the numbers at the air-pressure device, and start calling for people to fix the thing

called the 1st number, and when everything is done,
he told me he is from kajang and need 30mins
so i told him off and called for the 2nd number
this one , he is at Presint 14, and is able to reach within 10-15mins

so,okay..done.. he is coming
and i thought of really really canceling the 1st one, so i called him again ..
and this time in the phone, he told me he is Presint 14 ody ...
due to confusion of numbers, and i thought he is the second guy,
so i asked him to come again ...

end up, 2 people came to fix the punctured tube
the Kajang fella came, when the Presint 14 is fixing my motor
and the Kajang fella ask for some compensation
so i ended up paying RM40 for that stupid tyre
damn fucking expensive,wei

nvm about that,
so i blah for home, bath, late for a movie, which is a total waste of money (Gamer),
bla bla bla bla

then comes Sunday morning, where i gotta go for work
on my ride.... vrooom
on the exit turning from Serdang/Sri Kembangan to cyberjaya/putrajaya,
due to yesterday's heavy downpour, making the floor slippery and i lost control of my motorcycle and fall flat

waking up straight away, fearing that cars might come from behind, i rushed to the side and to get back to myself and snapping this picture( by now i confirm M.C or E.L already)

so, went to Hospital Serdang, as dunno which clinic opens on sunday morning,
and get the outpatient treatment,
the purpose of going to hospital is for the M.C
im fine actually...
i got few wounds here n there, no serious than a fall from a bicycle...

and i wonder,
is this God's message, telling me that my riding style needs some attention?
or i am damn bad luck recently,huh?

Crane in the grey sky (pic)

2009-09-08T20:49:00.003+08:00

just out of random to post this picture...
i just like it... xD

will post random photo that i like and feels its nice from time to time
either here or the facebook
:D

-signing off-

btw,
the pic is a raw material from samsung NV24HD,
what i did was only rotate 90deg cw
the colour of the pic damn cun , aite?

Long Distance Relationship

2009-09-02T21:40:00.003+08:00

Y izzit LDR hard?

quoted from a friend, Cyndi C

advantage being single :
--live free, no worries with no constraint..

advantage being in relationship :
--won't feeling so lonely .. (esp during the xmas, v-day, cny, weekends)..
--having some1 to cuddle with, and some1 to hold, when the world seems not right to you...

but in LDR, you got the bad of the both side

you've got no1 to hold(or holding you) when u r feeling down..

and you've gotta constraint as you gotta consider the other half..

absence makes the heart grows fonder,
but absence also makes the gap grows wider!

but yet somehow, there are still people able to make it through...
and I believe it can,
do you?

-aimys-

Malaysia's Checklist

2009-08-28T06:41:00.005+08:00

This is a "IF YOU ARE A MALAYSiaN" checklist

1) Freedom of speech is not totally free
-- you are allowed to speak anything as long as your statement does not offend certain group of people

2) You are allowed to riot, but only IF you seek approval (from the people you are protesting against)

3) Instead of blaming the rapist, u blame the women for wearing too sexy

4) Your buildings are slightly a little more expensive because many parties involved in the project

5) A house can be build on a reserved land

6)30% under the sky can never be yours no matter how, and that 30% will be yours without a question, depending on which side you are.

7) If David Beckham were to die on the same day with the Prime Minister ( IF merr), the former will probably made the headlines, full page

8) You cheer for Malaysian football team when they scored, but you cheer even louder when Man Utd scored against the national team

9) You can name every player in the England's team inclusive of the age, position, preferred foot, etc etc but you can't name Half of the Malaysian XI

10) you got fired due to some leaked sex video that can barely see ur face, then you are forgiven and got accepted back
2 yrs later, you got fired for the same reason .. out of nowhere...

11) the Proton can easily end up as "potong" upon crash

12) your tolls are built faster than your highway

13) You enter a building through its entrance but exits through its window

14) National newspaper pattern
New issue smashing the headlines for 4-5 days
Drag drag drag drag, the issue is now 10th page
few months later, the issue is no longer mentioned
New issue bombard in and the cycle returns

15) If the appointment is 1030am, do not reach at 1030am,
coz 1030am is the time the people got out from the house

I think its because of clock is so damn old..

so, how much u got?
0 - 5 , you don't even know the exist of malaysia
5 - 10, you stay in Malaysia, but u r total ignorant toward the news
10 - 15, you are Malaysian that planning to migrate

Happy MERDEKA, every1

p/s : all the pictures not mine, found using google image search...

M&E Coordinator

2009-08-23T20:27:00.004+08:00

Damn, its been a week ++ since the last update,
i had been working in cyberjaya, as M&E (Mechanical& Electrical) Coordinator engineer at a construction site,
my job is to becoming the "link" between the C&S (Civil & Structure) , consultants and the sub-cons...
so from time to time, I've gotta go down to the site for inspection apart from the document management & autocad drawing..

so after 5 days of working,
here's what i want to share

this is how my pants look like at the end of the day

and this is how my shoes look like after 5 days of working

and this is how fast my skin color changed after 5 days of working

i cant imagine how it look like at the end of the project, next year June

apart from that,
i kinda like the job actually..
where i get to go on-the-field and learn how things work in the construction,

oh ya, we are taking turns to work on sundays, just for standby..
so there will be times that i off on saturday and works on sunday.... wtf rite?
and i'm sure there will many times, the seniors will try persuade me to change shift with them 1,
biasalah ... being junior mer....

oh, on a side note,
i'll return to bworth for a short trip this merdeka...
:D

Finally a Graduate Engineer!

2009-08-15T13:09:00.005+08:00

4 years of getting myself together, persevering through the ~~shithole~~ outskirt town where hot chicks are very hardly to be found, the moment is finally arrived ...

the day where we wear "ham chim peng" on our head, wearing "out of ordinary" robe that made us look like monks on their way to tibet, to listen from the long-hour-speech ~~where 90% didnt enter the mind~~ for one last time Wheeee...
*damn! since primary sch also speech speech speech, beh sian 1 meh?*

yesh, im talking about ConVocation!!

the once in a lifetime thing...

many preparation got to be done, in order to have that "1 moment" of receiving the scroll from the N.Chansellor, whom we barely know each other and deep inside I wanna tell him that because of him and his rule, I still got RM600 pending to be claimed.. damn! its for my FYP..

of the 4 years venturing through thick and thin, I can't make this all by myself ..

luckily for me, I have damn great companions on the same boat as mine ...
so great that I lost of words to describe them

for the personnel that I have to deal the most throughout the 4 years,

the housemates + coursemates combo .. Mr Kong Moung Kai(mid) and Mr Chan Hon Ki @ Danez(left)

for the people that I have to walk/leap/skim past by them in order to get to my bed,

the roommies.. Mr Yap Kah Jun(R) and Mr Chan Tee Hiang(L).

for the person who shared my midnight playing dota,

who backs me up, shares my secret, never backs down when im in need of favor..
and got warded to hospital indirectly caused by my mistake
Mr Teng Wee Seong ...
I'll definitely never forgets the yamcha sessions at the Hainan coffee

for the coursemates whom I seek guidances and helps whenever I have problems with

and becoming my great companions nevertheless, doing crazy stuff, sharing laughters and making me wanna to be in the class...
Dominic Mah, Yip Sing Chi, Wong Seng Jiung, Clement Hor, Ku Joo Har and the rest of section 3, you guys Rulez! too bad we don't have a photo of section 3 kids in full =(

Thank you people, each and every of you,
and also I wanna apologize if I did or said anything that offended you people..
It was never intended to do so...
and also Good Luck + All The bestz in the future undertaking,
Keep In Touch oo

apart from that,
I wanna say Big Big Big Thank yOU,
to the person who never stop loving me, giving me motivations, supports and guidances, and becoming the backbone of my route to whatever I am today,

even a million thank you is not enough for what you have done..

Thank YOu, MOM!

Toothbrushing

2009-08-05T00:15:00.003+08:00

Some of the people brush the teeth only ONCE in a day ...

I think its because of During the early stage of the schooling days, we were taught that it is essential to brush your teeth every morning... there is even a song that sings

"bangun pagi, gosok gigi ..."

and it only emphasize on the morning, and not really care about the toothbrushing during the night.. there is no "sebelum tidur, gosok gigi" song.lol

4 ( out of 8 ) people in the house of mine during the university days, does not brush their teeth before going to sleep.. and that's 50%...

the debate here is not about whether you should brush your teeth once / twice / thrice / quatrice / pentatrice / hexaxice in a day!

the discussion now is,
If you brush your teeth only ONCE in a day, which is more important/significant? the morning one? or the night one?

*This was actually a discussion with gf when she was still in Msia*

it is well known fact that bacteria attacks more powderfully when you are sleeping,
its because during night, the surrounding is better for them (temperature,humidity etc) and you don't move much movements comparing to the days

so, scenario 1
--brush at morning, neglecting the night--

you wake up, you brushes teeth
teeth is well-protected
then u makaaannnnnnnn~~~!
stains and leftover sticks to the teeth...
so, level of protection reduces
then comes lunchie, hi-tea, dinner, supper, late supper, mcD oreo mcflurry etc
then u str8 away go sleep,

current status : open invitation to the bacteria "comeeeee attack my teeth as you like"

now lets revert the situation scenario 2; which is very much not the practice

--brush at night, skipping the morning--

before sleep, you brushes your teeth...
your teeth is much much better protected than the 1st scenario
bacteria tries to attack your teeth but only to end up in the mouth are,
you wake up,skipping the toothbrushing,
then you makannnnnnnn (Alongside with the bacteria alll also you swallow) xD

status : bad breath hence letting other people laughing at for not brushing your teeth

so this is what my wise gf word
" y brush the morning 1 when the night one is more important/significant?"

so, if your current practice is the scenario 1's case...
i suggest you to revert to scenario 2 and bite some mouth refreshing chewing gum during the day... its better this way than your current practice ...

p/s : brush your teeth laaa BOTH before and after your sleep ... it only takes you less than 2 minutes

*all image found using keyword "toothbrushing" in google images search*

Nobody But You!

2009-07-25T00:22:00.002+08:00

I want nobody nobody but you

*clap, clap*, lift right leg + hand point to front ..
(as shown in the figure below)

i want nobody nobody but you~~

*clap clap* lift left leg + hand point to front
(refer the pic below,LoL!)

[korean korean korean.....
korean korean korean korean korean korean korean]

Damn!
This is my first actual liking to korean song!

Embed the tube into this blog will make the whole loading damn slow

so just click the link below la, for the song and the cute dance!
:D

NObody - wonder girls Official MV

alternatively, u can type "nobody - wonder girls" in YOUTUBE
and after watching the official MV,

click the next one for the parody
Nobody -WG Thai Parody

Laugh Die Me, wei!
xD

Thanks JJ for sharing in Facebook

15th July 2009

2009-07-15T23:23:00.003+08:00

its 30mins away from the end of my bday ...

lets review the day ..

1st person to wish, which I never thought she will wish also,
is the fair fair punya maid from Bworth, Pei Shoo, on facebook
whereas the 1st guy would be C.Foong, on msn
and a call from Albert, the ex-trainee and my control room companion

and then ber-msn with some1 that i know and u guys don't know and i don't wanna elaborate further here...

5 mins past 12am,
the three, HockLye, PeiHwa and CherylChew.. knocked my door and shouted Happy Birthday!
*So sweet of them*

and then sleep around 1am++

7.15am of 7/15 ... i woke up
gotta prepare early as the NSC meeting is early-di-fied

went to work ...
after entering the guard house, due to
i) slippery floor
ii) weared front tyre
iii) lose control
the motor flipped , and fall flat, roughly 2m away from me..
(luckily fall that far, not on the legs)
no injury.. pheww

then its work, work, work...
5.30pm, went for the talk at IEM building
7.00pm, finished dee...

boss then belanja makan
( not for the bday of coz ... he didnt know also )

bla bla bla reached home,
switch on facebook, to see 45 new notifications
and yadda yadda ... now writing blog and preparing to go sleep

mundane aite??
no celebration..
no fancy gift ( but touching gift got laa :P )
no exp. dinner
no cakes, no candles

but the fact that got total 61 people made the effort to write on the facebook wall
11 people actually Remembered it and send sms
2 people called *more touching*
6 ppl msn
1 skype

and I'm grateful that they made the effort to wish me happy birthday
its the little thing that counts

and I'm taking this oppoturnity to thank the most important woman in my life,
and she is ....

My Mom!

for her to raise this obnoxious kid for the past 24 years,
and bringing this kid here n there in the uterus,
its a very hard task and she made it very well ...

thank you,
mommy

=)